God: Hey!

Me: Hey.

God: I noticed you're feeling a little down today. What's up?

Me: Yeah a little bit. It's just that school is starting next week and I'm just not ready. I'm going into high school! It's going to be so boring and stressful! Just be glad you don't have to go to school, God.

God: Oh, but I do.

Me: You do?! Is there, like, a school in Heaven? I thought Heaven was supposed to be a place with no tears! You can't have school without tears, that's just not how it works.

God: Funny. No, Abby. I go with you.

Me: I think I would have noticed that by now.

God: I am everywhere! Every step that you take, I am right there by your side. You are never alone.

Me: Oh. Yeah, well you still don't have to feel the pain of high school.

God: Wrong again! I feel everything with you. Your pain is my pain. Your worries are my worries.

Me: So, we're kind of like the same person.

God: No. I don't think I'd be able to live the way you do. Come on, kid! Have you ever heard of matching socks?

Me: Hey! I've actually gotten out of that phase.

God: Don't lie to me.

Me: Okay. You caught me!

God: Haha!

Me: Thanks, God. I really needed a good smile.

God: Anything for my beautiful daughter! :)

Me: :)