God: Hey!

God: Hey!

God: Hey!

God: Hey!

God: Hey!

God: Hey!

Me: Oh, hey God.

God: I have been trying to get a hold of you all day!

Me: Sorry. I've been kind of busy with marching band and stuffs.

God: I know.

Me: So, did you need something?

God: Yes. See, I took my phone to the repair shop yesterday, but the technician told me that he didn't see anything wrong with it. He must be mistaken!

Me: Why do you think that?

God: Well, my children never talk to me anymore.

Me: Hmm. Doesn't sound like a technical problem to me.

God: Are you saying they just ignore me? That's hurtful.

Me: Well, not necessarily. Maybe they just don't know it's you.

God: What do you mean? How could they not know it's me? I am their father, their creator!

Me: Good point, but what I mean is maybe they don't have your number in their phone. I'm sure it's hard to tell it is you speaking when they can't recognize who you really are. After all, they can't see you through the phone screen.

God: Oh. Well, Abby?

Me: Yes?

God: Do you mind sharing my number with others?

Me: Uh, later. Possibly. If I get the time. I am super busy this week!

God: You have time. Trust me.

Me: Ugh, well I guess I will.

God: Yay! So how do I get them to answer my calls?

Me: Well, I usually just blow up the person's phone until they respond.

God: So like I did to you today?

Me: ..........Yeah.

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"This is eternal life, that they may know You, the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom You have sent." -John 17:3