Here's the second issue of Kid Cosmic!

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Words: 10K

Canonical violence!

Reader is Australian!

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Two weeks passed after you received your powers from an individual named Seth, fought against Kraven The Hunter and saved the northern territory's wildlife from being hunted....You think. Now you are currently at school. Listening to your teacher, Mr Cloud explaining the laws of psychics and how Elastic Energy works.

Mr Cloud: "Elastic energy is the mechanical potential energy stored in the configuration of a material or physical system as it is subjected to elastic deformation by work performed upon it."

The teacher continues to go on about how it functions, while using a ruler to point it out on the white board.

Y/n: "I don't usually understand?"

Hearing this, Seth decided to explain it much easier to you.

Elastic energy occurs when objects are impermanently compressed, stretched or generally deformed in any manner.

Y/n: "Oh that sounds simple enough, thanks Seth!"

Anytime Y/n.

Riiiiiinng!

Hearing the bell go off, students get out of their seats to leave and push in their chair's. You slung your bag over your shoulder and head out of your classroom to head to have lunch.

???: "Hey wait up!"

Stopping completely, you turn to face your best friend.

Eugene Sims.

Y/n: "And how was history class, Eugene?"

Eugene smiled and held up a test sheet that said, "C+". Smiling, the boy puts the paper in his bag and zips it up. The two of you resume walking to head outside to eat lunch.

Eugene: "Thanks for the help on my Greek mythology studies. Though, I thought I could've gotten a better score."

Y/n: "Well I did say, I'm the last person to ask about Greek stuff."

Eugene: "True. Anyways, did your Mom allow you to go to the Comic Expo on Saturday?"

Y/n: "Oh yea. She said no."

Eugene didn't look convinced and decided to ask what you meant.

Eugene: "Your grandfather?"

Y/n: "My grandfather yes."

Your friend let's a sigh of annoyance. He too disliked your grandfather and wasn't pleased to hear he was back in town. The two of you now stood outside of the school cafeteria tables. Sitting down, you both pull out your respective lunchboxes and decide to eat first before continuing the conversation.

Eugene: "Well why not?"

Y/n: "Something along the lines of, "You'll probably scare away the girls with your ugly mug". Or something like that."

Grabbing your water bottle, you unscrew the cap and started to listen to your friend ramble about how annoying your grandfather is.

Eugene: "Why is it his final say and not your Mom's?"

Y/n: "Because he's my elder. It's Aboriginal law that the elder's words are final."

Eugene: "Oh right. Still don't get why your mom follows your people's old laws."

Y/n: "Well since the existence of God's, Aliens and a hidden country that happened a long time ago. Who's to say that my Aboriginal God isn't real?"

Eugene: "Is it real?"

You shrug your shoulders and unwrap your sandwich and take it out.

Y/n: "Doubt it. If it was? Why hasn't it appeared yet?"

Before your friend can ask or say anything else, he spots something in the side of vision. Looking to his left he sighs at what he is looking at.

Eugene: "Brayden is approaching the New Zealand kid's again."

Y/n: "That dumbass is going to get his ass kicked. let's watch!"

XOXOX

A blonde haired boy approached two Dark skinned males having a conversation between one another. Although it was hard to hear what they were saying. The only thing they were talking about is about some study group they might need to do together.

Brayden: "Kiwis."

The two New Zealand boy's looked at the blonde haired boy and frowned at his appearance.

Jack: "How are ya bro?"

Brayden: "Perfect!"

Leo: "Good, N' you?"

Brayden couldn't hold back the creepy smile that spread across his face.

Brayden: "Same bad time, Same bad channel. Ay Rugby boy's?"

Jack and Leo look at one another and had the same thought, "This fucking bloke wants to go at us?". Jack stands up and tosses his water bottle to the ground and approaches the non-intimidating kid. Jack looked up and down at Brayden's attire and shook his head.

Jack: "Now I'd say give your balls a tug."

Jack looks at Brayden's barely pulled up pants and resumes his talk.

Jack: "But it looks like your pants are doin' that for ya mate."

Leo: "Looks like bro could lose a hand in there playing pocket pool."

Jack gave Brayden an annoyed glare.

Jack: "Here's a poem. Star light, star bright. Why the fuq do you have earrings on?"

Brayden: "Uh? Well you see-"

Leo: "Bet your lobes ain't the only thing that got a hope punched in them."

Brayden slowly backed away from the Zealand boy.

Jack: "See the muscle shirt came in today. Muscles coming in tomorrow?"

Leo: "Your sister got a tracking number?"

Jack: "Oh I hope she got a tracking number."

Brayden: "Are you implying my sister is a criminal!?"

Leo: "That package is gonna be smaller than the one you're currently sporting."

Leo stands up and stands next to Jack and his friend looks at him casually.

Jack: "Tall order zodiac sign."

Leo cracked his knuckles and approached Brayden with the intention to hurt the opposite male.

Leo: "You ever cup a, "Oh Shit!". Brayden?"

Brayden: "uhm-"

Jack: "Cause you can cup a fuq off!"

Brayden took the message and rather not getting hurt. He decided to run for the sake of not having his limbs broken."

Jack: "Fuckin wank-ah"

Leo: "Dumb fuck doesn't have any brain cells."

The two New Zealand boy's sit back down and return to the conversation they recently had before.

XOXOX

Y/n: "Dude has zero indication of what the two can do."

Eugene: "This is why I always go with people with common sense."

Y/n: "Like me?"

Eugene: "....."

Eugene decided it's best to keep it to himself.

Eugene: "Let's change topics? Better yet, look who's behind you!"

You look behind yourself and come face to face with a beautiful black haired girl.

Chelsey Brooke

Chelsey: "Hey boys! What are you talking about?"

Feeling your cheeks warm up and the tip of your ears getting a small bit of red at the tips.

......Ba-Bump!......

Why did your heart skip more than three beats simultaneously? Are you dying Y/n!?

......Ba-Bump!......

you quickly tried to explain but the only thing came out was.

Y/n: "Zealand boy's at Brayden expo beat-up!"

Chelsey: "....."

Chelsey looks at eugene for a translation of what the actual FUCK you were saying.

I'm serious Y/n, do humans usually have their heartbeats somehow skipping three beats!?

Eugene: "We were talking about the upcoming comic expo happening on Saturday. Are you going too?"

Chelsey: "Mhm! There's an Avengers cosplay competition and I think I'm gonna go as...The Scarlet Witch!"

Y/n: "That lady?"

You have a MASSIVE unpopular opinion about the witch with questionable morals. Imagine how many people would pay for your head, if you were to say your opinion about Wanda.

Y/n: "Seriously? That's awesome Chelsey. I'm going as....The Black Panther!"

Eugene: "I thought you wouldn't be able to go?"

Chelsey smiles, which causes your face to turn wonderfully red to rival Tony Stark's Red Ferrari. Does he own a Red Ferrari? Probably five of them.

Chelsey: "Really? That's awesome. Well I better get going, I don't wanna miss Professor Icicles class. Cya boys!"

Watching the girl walk away the rate of your heartbeat slowly comes to normal heart rate. Your face slowly loses its red tint and you can hear Seth panicking about your heart rate.

Are you even listening!? Your heart just skipped- Oh nevermind it's normal again. Carry on.

Eugene: "So. Chelsey huh?"

Y/n: "Shut up."

Eugene: "The girl of your dreams hm?"

Y/n: "Eugene I swear to god-"

Eugene: "I'm just saying. I think it suits you."

Y/n: "I'm not gonna hesitate on putting the hurt on you!"

Riiiiiinng!!!

Eugene: "Well that's lunch. Why not ask to go again. This time without your grandfather around."

Y/n: "That's not a bad idea!"

XOXOX

Mom: "I'm sorry sweetie but the answer is still no."

Y/n: "But why not!?"

You watch as your mother nervously taps away on her work computer and your arms fall to your sides. Your face held an annoyed dead look and you could only guess why.

Y/n: "Old bastard called before I could ask again didn't he?"

Mom: "I'm sorry. He has his reasons why you can't go."

Y/n: "Which is being a wretched old wanker and wasting our time on this lovely cruel planet!"

Mom: "Y/n! You shouldn't use that kind of language in my household!"

You glare at your mother before stomping upstairs to your bedroom. Before slamming the door shut, you shouted one last line.

Y/n: "You know I'm right!"

SLAM!

Your mother looks at your closed door. Her eyes never taking off the white painted entrance, before sighing and looking at the computer. The sound of the basement door opening and russel walks out with black smudges on his face, the elderly man wipes his hand with a dirty rag.

Russel: "I heard shouting. What happened? Did the brat get into trouble again?"

Mom: "No Dad. He isn't it's just I- I really want him to go to this expo but."

Russel: "But isn't it better to keep him OUT of trouble? You don't want him to end up like his uncle right?"

Mom: "I know it's the best option but-"

Russel: "But what?"

Mom: "I feel like I'm one of those overprotective parents who don't let their children have a proper childhood."

Russel stares at his daughter. The Elderly man thought over her words and he sighs.

XOXOX

Are you alright? Your blood pressure has elevated for some reason?

Y/n: "It's just that- it's because of- i- FUUUCK!!"

Steady yourself Y/n, you're not making any sense.

Taking a deep breath, you ran a hand through your hair and sat down on your bed.

Good. Now tell me what's the problem?

Y/n: "My grandfather. As you know he's a literal dumbass who thinks he's better than everyone. Well all he does is stay either in the basement and work on these, "inventions". of his and never help me out."

He sounds terrible. But I can't agree with that as he might have a soft spot with you.

You couldn't help but laugh at that possibility.

Y/n: "A soft spot? Him? My grandfather doesn't want me to have fun!"

Sometimes everyone has a soft side.

Y/n: "Are you sure?"

Absolutely.

Your eyes narrowed and decided that it wasn't worth your time.

Y/n: "That was a bad joke Y'know. Unlike me I'm practically comedy gold!"

YOU ARE LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF THAT!?

XOXOX

Meanwhile in space, we see that Phobos continues to make a few adjustments to the monster known as, "Omega". The reptilian scientist made a few written notes and was currently working on a few tweaks.

U.E: "Phobos! How's the project going?"

Phobos turns to face the universal emperor, who stands in the darkness in the barely lit laboratory. The giant emperor fiddles with its metallic claws and waits for an answer.

Phobos: "With a few light tweaks an Omega will be unleashed!"

Phobos excitedly grins and tap their claws repeatedly together. The Emperor senses something and decides to ask them what the problem is.

U.E: "Something Troubling you?"

Phobos: "Apparently yes! I don't think I have enough resources to make several monsters. I'll only have to make one at a time.

U.E: "Anything else?"

Phobos: "Yea! Do not forget that your body needs a lot of energy to heal, hence the suit requires it to recharge via the ship's power core. Which causes the ship to always be at twenty point eight percent charge."

U.E: "This could be a problem for the future."

U.E: "What is the estimated time for finishing one new monster at a time?"

Phobos: "weeks or perhaps month or two."

The Emperor stood silent and with an idea at mind. They turn around and leave with a final say to their scientist.

U.E: "Then use the resources sparingly and in the meantime, I'll figure something out!"

Phobos bows to their leader and holds an agreeing smile.

Phobos: "As you wish my emperor!"

XOXOX

Y/n: "What is that?"

Russel: "Tickets."

Your green coloured eyes stared at the paper and you looked at your grandfather suspiciously.

Y/n: "To What Exactly?"

Russel: "The expo of course."

You look to your mother who stood at the kitchen counter with a cup of coffee in hand. In case you two started arguing like always. You reach towards the tickets only for it to be snatched out of your reach.

Russel: "But we'll be establishing some rules. First you'll be on your best behaviour, second you will not be an idiot, three don't go near any of those my hero fans and finally you'll need an adult."

Y/n: "Eugene's mom is going to take us-"

Russel: "That's why I took the privilege of taking you both."

You felt your world shattered like glass, your expression turns into an angered one.

Y/n: "The hell? Why you!"

Russel: "Be thankful I'm taking you to a nerd event "

Y/n: "As if I'm letting you ruin my time at my first expo!"

Your mother nervously puts her coffee near her mouth.

Mom: "Here we go."

Russel: "....."

Your grandfather sighs and holds up...four tickets. Wait four? Why does he have four?

Russel: "By the look on your face, you noticed I have four tickets."

Y/n: "Who's the fourth one?"

Your grandfather smiles and shakes it back and forth. There was a certain cruel glint in his eye...something sadistic.

Russel: "I took the privilege of having your friend invite your girlfriend."

Y/n: "Girlfriend? I don't have a-"

The sudden realisation of who he was talking about. You look at your grandfather who smiled in return.

Y/n: "Chelsey."

Russel: "Bingo! Now you let me join this little expo thingy and I'll let you probably mess up the chances of getting with your dream girl."

You glared at your grandfather, he was planning something. You Couldn't help but wonder how he figured it out or even possibly get your friend to do it.

Y/n: "He's plotting something evil!"

Or that you are what human's call, "A little pussy". But this is a good opportunity for you to maybe show him you got guts.

You couldn't help but mentally agree with Seth. Sitting back in the chair, you couldn't help but smile at your grandfather, which confuses him.

Y/n: "True. But don't blame me if you get your ugly mug right hooked by a nerd!"

Russel: "We share the same face, dumbass."

Y/n: "Fuck he's right!"

Shaking your head, you smiled again and restarted your statement.

Y/n: "What I mean is. If you embarrass me, I won't hesitate to kick your shit in."

Your grandfather stared at you, somewhat surprised with this new side of you.

Russel: "Heh-Heh-Heh....HAHAHA!"

You watch as your grandfather suddenly bursts into a fit of laughter, he was laughing so damn hard he started coughing halfway. Taking deep breaths, he calms his laughter and hands you the tickets.

Russel: "We'll see about that you little rat!"

With that said and done, your grandfather gets up and heads straight into the basement. The man reaches for the door to open and steps inside and shutting it closed.

Y/n: "That was weird?"

Mom: "Honestly you both have the faces of a horse preparing to rap battle against Ned Kelly."

Y/n: "HEY!"

Who's ned kelly?

XOXOX

Two men stood outside an airport building. One was thrilled to be here and the other.....not so much.

???: "You know? This reminds me the time when I was still training!"

A blonde haired man said excitedly speaks and looks at his brown haired companion, who tiredly rubs his eyes.

???#2: "Yea. You waking me up at four in the morning doesn't really work well with me and the big guy also agrees."

He looks around and his eyes squints at bright sky and cawing of the magpies.

???#2: "So why are we here in Australia? Because this better be a reason why you made me tagalog Steve."

Steve Rogers/Captain America

This is Steve Rogers, he was a would-be U.S. Army enlistee who was rejected by recruiters because of his small size. But he volunteers to receive a top-secret serum and transforms into a "super-soldier." Now dubbed as Captain America and is the leader of the Avengers.

Steve: "Well that's there's this little event that Tony was supposed to go."

Steve shows his companion the panflip of large and bright coloured letters saying, "Sunshine Coast Comic con!". He takes the paper out of the soliders hand and examines it slowly.

Steve: "So what do you think of it Bruce?"

Bruce Banner/The Incredible Hulk.

This is Dr. Bruce Banner, he lives a life caught between the soft-spoken scientist he's always been and the uncontrollable green monster powered by his rage. Exposed to heavy doses of gamma radiation, scientist Bruce Banner transforms into the mean, green rage machine called the Hulk.

Bruce: "Tony wants us to fund one of those, "toys". Of ours correct?"

Steve: "That's....why we're here. To sponsor toys! And hearing myself say that I realise it's going to be another set all about Tony."

Bruce rolled his eyes and couldn't help but chuckle at his friends realisation.

Bruce: "Honestly? I sorta thought we were going to see if this hero in australia rumours are true."

Bruce said thoughtfully and was rather curious of this Hero's type of power. The ability to solidify light? He's never seen that before. Does it allow him to manipulate the laws of physics to a certain point? Hopefully not.

Steve: "Anyways, let's find a hotel that tony had rented for us."

Bruce: "Probably not."

Steve: "He will!"

The began to call a taxi over and step inside the vehicle when it pulled over to them.

Steve: "God I hope."

XOXOX

The day of the expo was here. You were currently putting on your cosplay of the mighty black panther. Only for seth's voice to speak in a panicked manner.

Something just entered the earth's atmosphere! We have to investigate it or else something bad might happen!

Y/n: "Uh...Can that wait?"

No it cannot wait! The fate of the universe rests on your shoulders.

Y/n: "That looks like a job for the Avengers!"

They don't know what the enem-

Y/n: "Hey what do you think of this cosplay? You think Chesley might find me"

Pausing mid-sentence you flex your, "muscles". In attempt to look masculine.

Y/n: "Absolutely beefy?"

Seth could only, "stare". At what he was seeing. He's going to tell his honest opinion.

You know when you go to the bathroom and they only have those REALLY thin toilet papers?

Y/n: "Yea what about them?"

Yea that's your skeletal structure.

You could only stare in your own reflection as seth's asks if you were alright.

Y/n: "That felt like I was impaled by a jagged rock!"

Knock! Knock! Knock!

Turning to face the door, Russel opens it to peer inside and see's your disdain and hurtful expression. He looks down and up to check your cosplay.

Y/n: "What do you think?"

Russel: "You look like the kind of person that always turn the faucet both ways to find out which one is hot water and which is cold water."

Ouch! That's uncalled for.

With that said and done he begins to close the door, only to stop halfway and quickly mutter, "But it's also ugly". And shuts the door, you look at the closed door and look down at the floor.

Y/n: "Just say I look fucking miserable why don't ya!"

Huffing out an annoyed sigh, you quickly grab your duffle bag in case you guys have to sleep at the hotel.

Y/n: "Hope Chesley and Eugene will find it awesome!"

XOXOX

Y/n: "What do you think?"

You asked eugene and your friend ponders for a bit and sighs.

Eugene: "This calls for a checkup from Dr. Delicate touch."

Y/n: "Anything but him."

Eugene: "You look like somebody microwaved a wax figure of a bulldog and gave it a biker helmet."

That's even worse!

Y/n: "Wow.....My own friend."

Beep! Beep!

You and eugene turned to see Chelsey in a limousine and being assisted by a odd butler wearing a bullet proof vest.

Eugene: "I think your crush is a rich girl to some war general or something."

Y/n: "I have alot to prove, if I'm ever going to confess my feelings to her."

Chelsey wore a scarlet witch cosplay and had some impressive makeup. The girl walks up to you and eugene and does a little bow.

Chelsey: "What do you think?"

Eugene nods and gives a thumbs up.

Eugene: "Impressive craftsmanship!"

Chelsey giggles and looks at you before smiling causing a crimson red blush to cover your cheeks.

Chelsey: "Y/n? What do you think?"

Y/n: "I uhm...*cough*....You look uh...hm"

Oh you're heart is speeding up again, I was about to do a quick restart on your body.

You swallowed the lump in your throat and tried to get a word out.

Russel: "Don't choke! You're not doing great!"

The sudden appearance of your grandfather causes you to let out a girlish scream of terror. Your grandfather looks down at you with a evil smile and laughs.

Russel: "God you are such a pussy!"

Your grandfather picked you up with ease and you can only hide your face in embarrassment. Chelsey looks a bit awkward at how loud you scream.

Chelsey: "Another time? The expo is going to start soon."

Russel: "Well little lady, that's why we're going right now!"

Russel ushers everyone into his amarok and putting the keys into the ignition, he starts the car and takes off.

XOXOX

Russel: "What are these....creatures?"

Y/n: "They are called cosplayers."

Russel stares at two people dressed up as dream and George.

Russel: "Why did their father's let them dress like that?"

Eugene: "They don't have dad's."

Russel: "Ah yes that's right."

Chelsey: "What a cruel world we live in."

........

Y/n: "ANYWAYS! Let's get this expo started!"

Eugene: "LET'S DO THIS!"

Chelsey: "Uh...Whoohoo!"

Russel: "I wonder if klau would like to have a drink with me again. Like the old days."

You and your group entered the expo, not knowing the absolute chaos that was going to unfold.

XOXOX

Announcer: "ARE YOU READY?!"

A man in a suit shouted in the mic as people cheered as two men walked on stage. Steve and Bruce looked a bit nervous to be here in Australia....for the first time.

Steve: "Uh....Hello everybody! It's nice to be here in Austria."

Bruce: "Australia."

Steve: "AUSTRALIA! I meant Australia not Austria."

Oh boy Steve is really nervous but takes a deep breath. He takes a step back and starts over and gives the audience his one in a million Brooklyn smile.

Steve: "Greetings everyone, I'm Captain America! The leader of the Avengers and I understand you all have questions, so we'll get to it starting now!"

Multiple hands raises and a few jumped, Steve looks amongst the crowd and spots y/n with his hand raised all thanks to Russel holding it up.

XOXOX

Y/n: "I said I'm sorry!"

Russel had caught you trying to sneak away and quickly grabbed your wrist.

Russel: "Yea we'll see about that after I make a fool out of ya! And lemme tell ya, it's going to make the emu wars very fucking dark when I'm done with ya!?"

Steve: "You! Young man in the black panther costume!"

You and Russel freeze in place and slowly look at Steve Rogers who was smiling heroically. You pulled your arm away and cough into your fist and regain some bit of composure.

He thinks you're asking a question!

Mentally give Seth a thank you, you scratched the back of your head.

Y/n: "Yes Mr Captain America sir....has there ever been an Australian Superhero before?"

A few murmurs suddenly broke out in the crowd wondering if such a thing exists.

"A hero in Australia? That's unlikely!"

"But wouldn't that gain some unwanted attention?"

Bruce narrows his eyes towards your direction. He only came here to Australia due to some random kid with the ability to solidify light and massive cosmic energy rising in Queensland.

Bruce: "Nah that'll be impossible if he's that kid."

Steve ponders on that question and answers it.

Steve: "I think there could be one, but I think they like to keep themselves in the shadows."

You awe at the supersoldier's words as Russel rolls his eyes in annoyance. The man drags you away from the crowd of people and looks for a different distraction.

XOXOX

Eugene: "Thank You so much!"

Old man: "No problem kid, I think youngsters like you have a bright future ahead of yours. Tho I think you should also work on the characters of your comic."

Eugene: "I will! Just need to flesh them out a bit more."

Eugene had gotten his comic signed by the creator of his series and sends a few more thank you's to the old man before running off.

Eugene: "Thank You sir!"

The old man nods his head and shouts his catchphrase.

Old man: "Excelsior!!!"

The old man watches the boy disappear from his sight and sighs and reaches down to grab a comic book.

Old man: "Now what's happening in Kid Cosmic facing against Ms Marvel? One who has adapted in any kind of situations faces someone who can think outside the box?"

The old man is revealed to be Stan Lee otherwise the one above all else and chuckles.

Stan Lee: "Man I love cameos."

Rest in peace you bloody legend!

XOXOX

Cosplayer: "Woah! Cool cosplay mate!"

Omega: "Grooal!"

Omega had arrived on earth and was tracking down the energy that Seth was leaving by. The giant monster looked like a carbon knock-off of Heisei Godzilla fused with showa Godzilla. It would drool on the floor with its creepy smile as it's eyes looked left and right.

Omega: "Augarr?"

It founded it's target and started advancing towards Y/n and the group.

XOXOX

Russel: "Man this place is fucking boring."

Y/n: "Then why did you join?"

Russel looks at you and picks up a bottle of ketchup and squirts it's condiments onto your cosplay.

Y/n: "Hey!"

Russel: "That's why."

Chelsey: "Maybe spend time with his grandson?"

You and Russel look at Chelsey before looking at each other. Then back to Chelsey, then back to you, then Chelsey, then you.

Macgrath's: "Nah he ugly." "HEY! FUCK YOU!" "QUIT MIMICKING ME YOU CUNT!"

Chelsey: "What a strange family."

You don't even know the half of it.

Seth voice echoed in your head.

Eugene: "Got my Comics signed!"

You turn your attention to Eugene and express your interest to the comic writer.

Y/n: "See! I told you, ya just gotta go forward and ask."

You actually suggested Eugene get his comics signed by his idol. Your friend wasn't good with talking with famous individuals. Grabbing your french fry and taking a bite out of it, you look at your crush, who was looking at her phone.

Y/n: "Whatcha looking at?"

Chelsey: "Oh? It's just people are badmouthing the D.U.P."

Chelsey shows the insignia of the D.U.P.

Y/n: "Department of unified protection?"

Chelsey: "They go around apprehending young mutants who got their powers or have the mutated genes."

Russel: "By, "apprehending". You mean by taking them out of their homes by force? Or right in front of their parents and friends in broad public daylight?"

Chelsey frowns at Russel's words and tucks her phone away.

Chelsey: "Not all the times."

Russel: "....."

Chelsey: "Okay sometimes they do. But they're aren't bad people!"

Russel: "Your literally defending an organisation that kidnaps children."

Chelsey: "Mutants actually! And they are helping them!"

Russel: "With controlling their powers and sending them back to their families?"

Chelsey stood silent and Russel raises a brow as she taps the table.

Russel: "Well? I'm waiting."

Chelsey: "Not necessarily no."

Russel: "So they're kidnappers probably amassing a mutant army."

Chelsey slams her hands on the table and shouted:

Chelsey: "THEY ARE NOT MONSTERS! THEY'RE PROTECTING OTHERS FROM WORSE OUTCOMES!"

Russel: "And yet they don't get to send a message or call their families? Also imprisonment that is being funded by the government."

Chelsey appears to be losing and just takes her lose. Sitting down she grabs her drink and sips loudly and stops to see omega looming over you.

Uh kid?

Y/n: "Yea?"

Chelsey is trying to talk to you?

Thanking Seth, you looked over to the girl, who had a scared look on her face.

Y/n: "Uh...Is something the matter Chelsey?"

Before she can even get a word out you were quickly sent flying into several booths. The sudden crashes causes everyone to stand in shock and one of the bystanders screams in terror.

Russel: "Brat!"

Eugene: "Y/n!"

Chelsey: "What the hell!?"

Omega let's out a hellish roar that echoed through the expo, catching the attention of two of the Avengers. Steve quickly pulls out his shield and Bruce sighs knowing the big guy is going to cause alot of property damage.

Bruce skin started becoming green and his body began to grow in size and strength as his calming resting bitch face is now replaced with an angry one.

The Incredible Hulk

Hulk: "HULK SMASH!"

Hulk roars and leaps into action, bystanders ran out of the green giants path and Steve runs after the Hulk.

Steve pulls his arm back and throws his shield smacking it into the beasts face that growled annoyingly and charges towards the two Avengers.

Hulk throws a punch that dazes omega and shakes it's head but the mighty purple spandex wearing hero wasn't finished. Wrapping his arms around the copyrighted Kaiju, he lifts it up and body slams it.

Hulk: "flag man evacuate people! Hulk got this!"

Steve nods and quickly informs everyone to head to the emergency exit. Suddenly seeing Russel digging through the rubble with the assistance of Eugene and panicking Chelsey he pulls the two boys away from the rubble with alot of resistance from the two.

Russel: "My grandson just got smacked away by that thing!"

Steve: "I'm terribly but it's too dangerous, you three have to leave!"

Eugene: "And leave my friend behind?! What kind of an aven-"

Steve: "There's nothing you can do, I'm sorry!"

The two couldn't believe the soldiers words, before they can protest any further Hulk crashes a few steps away from the group and gets up and roars at them.

Hulk: "TINY MAN IS DEAD! ACCEPT IT!"

Hulk gets back up and charges towards omega, who delivers a tail swipe towards Hulk but was quickly grabbed and the powerful avenger used his strength to rip the tail off.

Omega: "GRAAAAH!!"

Omega screamed in pain as blood gushed everywhere. The massive beast growls at the Hulk before suddenly regrowing it's tail.

Hulk: "Unfair!"

Omega: "Kya!"

Hulk: "TAKE THAT BACK!"

XOXOX

WA...U....KE....WAKE....UP!!!

Y/n: "What.....happened...."

Your body felt like it was resting on hot sand. Why can't you move?

Y/n: "Am I.....Dead?"

Y....ou...wi....be!!!

Slowly getting up from your position, you look around and realise this isn't the expo. Groggily looking around for any signs of life, you found out there was nothing here.

Voice: "So your the next burden. How utterly ridiculous it's a child."

You turn around fast enough to come face to face with......something cryptic.

Grid

Y/n: "Is this death? Why can't I move my mouth!"

Grid: "Calm yourself vessel, and to answer your question, you are in a semi-state of death. I am known as Grid."

Y/n: "You didn't answer the question on why I can't speak."

Grid: "We are speaking in a unique way of telepathy. We are speaking through Chaos."

Y/n: "Chaos? Telepathy? What are you talking about!?"

Grid begins to walk past you and makes a gesture for you to follow. You follow after the blue creature as he explains who he is.

Grid: "To answer a future question you might ask, I am the previous vessel of the one known as Seth. I am a race known as the Bunyips."

You stopped in your tracks and tilt your head in confusion.

Y/n: "Like the billabong monster from the Aboriginal Mythology?"

Grid: "Sorta like them but I am from another Universe. Also you are normally calm since you just somewhat died."

You gave a sheepish look and answer the odd question.

Y/n: "I live in a universe where gods, heroes, magic and the supernatural exists so talking to someone who told.me I'm half dead wouldn't be out of the ordinary."

Grid: "Yes that is a reasonable response."

You both continue walking and you asked a question or two.

Y/n: "Where are we going and what do you mean that you're the previous vessel?"

Grid: "Before Seth chose you, sixty-nine billion years ago I was in a one-sided deathmatch against the Universal Emperor."

Y/n: "Universal Emperor? Who's that?"

Grid: "The Universe Emperor otherwise known as Gondul is from a race known as the Xiliens. He's from a dead dimension that was caused by the Astro-Monster."

Y/n: "The hell is a Astro-Monster?"

Grid: "Can't answer that question yet, but to answer the question on where we are going is a place where you shall be bestowed by my people's power."

You look baffled! Another Superpower added to your arsenal of abilities.

Y/n: "But I already got Hard-Light! Why do I need more then what I already have?"

Grid: "Because someday you might have to face Gondul."

Y/n: "Why does it have to be me tho?"

Grid shakes his head in disagreement.

Grid: "Let me explain what I meant by my statement about facing Gondul. You could be the one to defeat him, but you are not the chosen one. You might have to pass Seth to another vessel and have them defeat him."

Y/n: "Oh....That's one way to tell me I'm going to die by a alien from another universe."

Grid: "Gondul won't kill children, he has made an oath to never take the lives of young ones."

Y/n: "That's not really reassuring. Considering when I turn eighteen years of age, he could kill me then and there."

Grid: "That's why I think it's best you accumulate mine and the others powers."

Y/n: "What!? I'm going to get more powers!"

Grid: "A fair warning; these powers you'll receive will hurt and injure your body. Has Seth taught you the power of the laws of physics?"

Y/n: "He's mentioned that when we first met, along with this heavy price."

Grid gave a look of concern and suspicion. Grid holds his clawed hands out and reveals the powers the young boy will be receiving.

Grid: "Behold! The physics power of elasticity!"

You watch as black and teal blue tendrils shot out of the cryptic aliens back and arms. Displaying the sheer power of it prove it's a versatile power.

Y/n: "OH IT'S LIKE SPIDERMAN'S WEBS!"

Grid let's out a huff of pride and forms the elastic energy into a sphere before merging it into your chest. A sudden wave of pain envelopes your body and felt something sharp grow out from within your heart.

Grid: "You alright kid?"

Grid watches the boy clutch his chest in pain and falls over onto his hands and knees as you try to catch your breath.

Y/n: "It feels like something's growing inside my heart! Of course it hurts!"

Grid: "Well it's going to hurt even more when I wake you up."

Feeling the chest pains becoming bearable, you slowly get up to your feet and look at him confused.

Y/n: "Can you at least make it not hurt?"

Grid shakes his head and clasps his clawed hands together and began chanting something in his language.

Grid: "I can't ease the pain. As you human's say; "No pain, No gain". Good luck! Cause you're going to need it."

Your vision became clouded as the voices of seth's, your grandfather and captain america were heard.

Grid: "Oh and one last thing-"

You glance at grid as he gave a look of warning and wariness.

"Don't Trust Seth."

XOXOX

Hulk let's out another roar of anger and punches the giant lizards head clean off, but it quickly grew it back. Omega let's out a screeching roar and smacks Hulk away; tired of fighting the same foe before switching it's focus on its mission.

Russel: "I won't hesitate to hurt you! I have to save him!"

Steve: "There's nothing you can do!"

The two old men continue to argue before Eugene shouted that omega is coming. Steve quickly gets into a defensive stance stepping in front of Russel as he gets ready for the attack.

Omega: "KRAYAAAH!!!"

Before it can sink it's teeth into the Avengers leader multiple black-teal tendrils shot out of the rubble you were in and coiled around two metal cylinder vents above.

What the!?...That power!

Russel: "Don't tell me."

Steve: "Oh he's a mutant, that's why."

Eugene: "What in the world!?"

Chelsey: "So pretty!"

Russel was distraught, Steve was understandably confused, Eugene was surprised, Chelsey was amazed.

But Seth felt disturbed by that power.

Suddenly the tendrils were pulled harshly as the cylinder vents were ripped from their position and crashes on top of omega. The monster let's out a shocked roar before being covered by the ceiling debris.

You pulled yourself out of the rubble coughing harshly, blood was dripping from your head, right eye was bruised, scratches and cuts on your face and you spat out a tooth.

Y/n: "Oh motherfucker it hurts."

Suddenly a massive surge of pain envelopes your left arm that was used to unleash elastic energy. Grabbing your left arm you let out a shriek of pain as it felt like the bones in your left arm just suddenly snap into two.

Y/n!? Are you okay?! How did you do that!

Y/n: "Never better and my arm is broken."

Oh shit your arm is broken!

Slowly getting up to your feet, you were quickly pulled into a tight hug. Y Eugene as his best friend cried.

Eugene: "Don't fucking disappear in a pile of rubble you dick!"

Russel walks over still with a distraught look on his face. Chelsey runs over with a smile on her face.

Chelsey: "You have superpowers! That's awesome!"

You pulled out of Eugene's hug and quickly reiterate what she said.

Y/n: "Actually I already had powers when me and gramps left the northern territory."

Oh your grandfather didn't like that.

Russel: "What? So those injuries you got were from a battle."

Steve: "Wait where's Hulk?"

Hulk was reverted back to Bruce as the man walks towards the group with his hands keeping his pants up.

Steve: "Oh there you are!"

Bruce: "Shut up! Little kid are you the one with the light solidify powers?"

You looked at the scientist and answered the question.

Y/n: "Yep! It's called Hard-Light!"

Bruce nods and pulls out a weird vile with a needle attached.

Bruce: "I know this sounds messed up but I need a sample of your DNA."

Everyone: "WHAT THE!?"

Bruce holds his hand up and explains his reasoning and the sudden question.

Bruce: "T'challa had informed stark and I about a large turbulent amount of energy readings appearing in australia. The readings suddenly disappeared without warning and we isolated it's last known location in the northern territory at a small town. There were rumours about a young boy with the help of Logan and a blue kangaroo suddenly defeating kraven."

Y/n: "I defeated Karen the hungry."

Eugene: "YOU FOUGHT KRAVEN!?"

Bruce actually reiterates on what you meant.

Bruce: "Actually you used his ego against him and let him swam towards the kangaroo which quickly drowned him."

Y/n: "But I still defeated him!"

Bruce: "And he's not gonna let that slide and will come back for revenge."

Steve: "So that's out of the way, I think we should get you some clothes and-"

BANG! TMP! TMP! TMP!

Suddenly the expo front entrance was kicked open and a dozen armoured men with weapons ran into the building.

Soldier #1: "Found three children and two adults and one elder."

Soldier #2: "Securing the perimeter."

Solider #3: "Locating mutant."

Steve quickly gets on guard as the soliders aims their guns on you, eugene and Chelsey. Before you can use your powers, you felt them immediately disappear.

Yea no! We are having a discussion young man!

Y/n: "What the fuck Seth!?"

Steve steps forward and begins to speak.

Steve: "Lower your weapons! These are children not hostile threats. Me and the Hulk already felt with the actual threat?"

???: "Is that so? Then you don't mind me checking if these little ones aren't actual mutants?"

A woman's voice speaks and by their tone, they held a power of authority and calm but to the children it felt like a threatening one.

Steve: "And you are?"

???: "Forgive manners. I am in the presence of a true hero and God's perfect man."

The woman walks in front of her soliders and Chelsey felt her breath hitched and her jaw drops at who she's looking at.

Director Augustine

Augustine: "I am director Augustine and I am in charge of the D.U.P, I have gathered some Intel from America that there is a mutant child who's probably running amok and causing all sorts of chaos."

Augustine laughs at an attempt to joke and looks at Bruce. The woman then addresses his title and nobody notice one of the soliders aiming at Bruce's head for....unnecessary caution.

Augustine: "Ah the incredible Hulk or Dr Bruce Banner."

Bruce: "Just Dr Banner. Only my friends can call me Bruce."

Augustine: "Is that so?"

Augustine takes a look at the surrounding area of the destroyed expo and let's out a whistle.

Augustine: "So this mutant caused all of this destruction?"

Eugene: "Actually it was a giant Godzilla lookalike?"

Augustine: "Well where is it?"

Eugene: "It's right....there?"

Everyone looks at a pile of debris, that the supposed monster would be but it appeared to be gone.

Augustine: "That's just a pile of rubble young man. Men take aim!"

With a wave of her hand the soliders aimed their weapons at you and your friends. Steve quickly gets in front of you all.

Steve: "Now hold on, these are children you can't just off them because one of them could be a mutant! You are literally taking their human rights away."

Augustine: "And I have the authority and position to remove those rights whenever and however I like."

Y/n: "So basically you're abusing your power?"

Shut the fuck up!

Augustine looks at you and raised her hand and with the snap of her fingers-

Schnip! Schnip! Schnip!

The concrete beneath the front of your feet suddenly shot small spikes towards your direction, causing you to back up quickly.

Y/n: "Woah easy!"

Augustine takes a long look at you and walks over to you and gave a smile. The look of her face made chills down your spine.

Augustine: "That's what abusing my power looks like."

Y/n: "Okay....uh so you're a mutant."

Augustine: "Really, Now what gave that away?"

Swallowing a lump in your throat, she pulls away and walks away.

Y/n: "That's weird."

The two avengers, your grandfather, eugene and chelsey look at you and as if they were trying to tell to shut your mouth.

Steve: "Stop where you are ahead!"

Bruce: "Nononono!"

Russel: "Shut the fuck up!"

Chelsey: "Don't say anything!"

Eugene: "What are you doing!?"

Augustine stops in her tracks, her back still facing you as you continue to speak.

Y/n: "A mutant hunting other mutants."

Augustine didn't face you and you can hear an annoyed sigh as if she was getting fed up with you talking.

Augustine: "What's your name?"

Y/n: "Y/n....Macgrath?"

Augustine: "Mr Macgrath. Have you ever heard the term, "don't poke the bear"? Because it seems you don't know what happens after you poke it."

Augustine finally looks at you and you felt the meaning of fear as augustine had a mixed look of anger and annoyance.

Augustine: "Would you like to know what happens?"

Y/n: "Uuuhm...No-"

Augustine: "I'm glad you said yes!"

Suddenly a sharp pain pierce the calf of your leg as you let out a painful and horrified scream as you felt Augustine used her powers to stab a large chunk of concrete into your leg.

Y/n! Oh shit!

Russel: "YOU CAN'T DO THAT!"

Steve: "That's it!"

Augustine: "I wouldn't if I were you."

Snap!

Suddenly a red dot appeared on Bruce's head as the man realised that he was being aimed. The situation started off bad but now it just became dark and grim.

Augustine: "One wrong move and your friend is dead."

Russel: "You attacked my grandson!"

Augustine: "He agreed to a demonstration of what happens if he pisses off the wrong person."

Eugene and Chelsey attended to you as blood started to pool around your legs as tears pricked your eyes. You held your injured leg in pain as you quickly demanded seth to return your powers.

I can't! When I take them away it takes about two hours for them to return!

Y/n: "Why did you take them away then!"

Because you just showed a power I recognise. So I had no choice!

That was a load of bullshit! Was what you said in your head as you clutch your bleeding leg.

Augustine: "Now then where's the mutant?"

Steve: "There isn't any mutant, just a monster!"

Augustine: "Well where is it? It couldn't just magically disappear into thin air!"

Augustine takes a quick breather and recomposed herself and smiles.

Only to rip the ground out and turn them into sharp projectiles aimed at the group.

Augustine: "I'll give you all five seconds to tell me where the mutant is or else you can kiss your lives goodbye."

You began to think of a way to deal with the situation at hand. You look at the fear on your friends and grandfather eyes and gave a look of determination.

Y/n: "I'M THE MUTANT!"

Russel: "Brat! Don't!"

Augustine lowers the concrete spikes and drops them on the floor.

Augustine: "Are you lying?"

You gave a serious look and answered.

Y/n: "I'm not lying, you fucking psychotic bitch!"

Augustine: "....."

A concrete spike went into your other leg, causing you to howl in pain. The sounds of footsteps approaches you and Augustine crouches to look at you.

Y/n: "Ngh!?...You....fuc-"

Augustine: "I'm told that hurts."

With a nod Augustine gets up and with a twirl of her finger, she order's her troops to disengage and leave the perimeter at once. The DUPs don't hesitate on her orders and quickly leave.

Russel: "You'll pay for this!"

Augustine: "Your kid already did for me~"

With a laugh she disappeared from their sights and the sound of a truck screeches away.

Eugene: "Somebody call the ambulance!"

Russel: "Shit! Alright, hang in there brat!"

Russel pulls out his phone to dial emergency services as your vision begins to darken.

Steve and Bruce rush to your aid to stop the bleeding.

Eugene was freaking out at the massive puddle of blood.

Chelsey was sobbing at what she just witnessed.

Seth was regretting everything he just did till now.

XOXOX

Beep.....Beep.....Beep....Beep

The sound of a monitor beeping disturbed your sleep. Opening your eyes you are greeted by a hospital room, you were sitting in a hospital bed and took notice a wire in your arm and a cast around your left arm and two casts around your legs.

Doctor: "Oh sweet jesus!"

You turned your head towards the doctor who barely stepped into your room and watch as he quickly gets out of there to inform your family.

What happened?

XOXOX

Your mother and grandfather arrived immediately after getting the call that you were awake. They each took a side on both sides of your bed.

Mom: "My little dingo are you alright?"

Y/n: "I'm fine Mom."

Russel: "Fine? Fine! FINE!? You have a broken arm and two broken legs and you were currently bleeding to death. The doctor's had to perform blood transfusion and immediate surgery or you could've died!"

Mom: "Dad calm down-"

Russel: "ABSOLUTELY NOT IRIS! YOUR SON COULD'VE DIED! AND HIS RESPONSE IS, "I'm FiNe MoM". As IF he didn't just escape a near death!"

Y/n: "I also had a weird dream."

Russel: "What would that be!"

You began to remember the dream.

Y/n: "I suddenly woke up and fall into the arms of that lady from genshin impact who was in charge of Inazuma. I look around and saw a lot of people from different movies, shows, anime and books. Like Rwby, dxd, Star Wars, dragonball, harry potter, My Hero and for the odd reason a human version of Spyro was there."

Russel: "What?"

Mom: "Uh-huh, keep going."

Y/n: "The place also looked like a giant cinema. They were also watching a different version of Independence Day for whatever reason. Then human Spyro got up and tried to look for someone in crowd that only consisted of the Avengers and another team of heroes. He was shouting someone with a nickname that is stretch."

Russel wanted to put you in an asylum, like right about now.

Mom: "I should get you a dream journal."

Y/n: "Then a weird lunatic with a god complex got angry and ordered a person named Ignika to stop human Spyro and then he looked at me and then I woke up."

Russel: "That it?"

Y/n: "Yep!"

Russel stared at you for a few moments then whispered to your mother.

Russel: "Psst~! Let's send him to an asylum before it's too late!"

Iris (your Mom btw) elbowed her father and sent a glare at his direction.

Mom: "Well that's a lovely imagination, and I support you as a loving mother."

Y/n: "I swear to fuck, I think it was real."

Smack!

Y/n: "ouch! Hey!"

Mom: "Language!"

You stare at your mother and she returns with a stern look before suddenly laughing, which got you laughing.

Russel: "I feel like this is punishment for what I've done."

Knock! Knock!

You and your family members looked at the door to see a police officer standing at the entrance.

Officer: "Can I come in?"

Russel: "Sure, put them out of my misery."

Officer: "Uhm."

Mom: "Forgive him, he's in his fifties! Can I help you officer?"

Reggie Rowe

Reggie: "I'm Officer Reggie, I'm in charge of the Brisbane police department. I wanted to ask your family a few questions regarding the events of the mutant attack."

Y/n: "It wasn't a muta-Mph!?"

Your grandfather quickly silences you.

Russel: "She had black hair with a streak of purple dye, piercings, wore punk-ish clothes, fishnet stockings and those weird short-shorts."

Reggie nods and writes it down on his notepad and looks up from it.

Reggie: "Anything else?"

Russel: "She was with a man, who could be her sibling or cousin. He called her, "Fetch". So I suggest you use what you can find."

Reggie: "Alright thank you for your cooperation. Hope you kid recovers."

With that Reggie leaves the room as the macgrath's heard him shouting:

Reggie: "DELSIN! QUIT GIVING THOSE SPECIAL NEEDS KIDS IDENTITY CRISIS!"

An annoyed voice that probably belongs to this, "Delsin". Responded with an annoyed tone.

"Delsin": "C'mon Reggie! Somebody's gotta do it, and it's certainly gotta be me!"

Reggie: "You are fifteen! Act like it!"

"Delsin": "Just did it bro, c'mon let's go get some burgers you're buying tho!"

Reggie: "Wait up!"

You and your family stared at the door for a few minutes and your grandfather decided to comment on it.

Russel: "Well he's doing his part, I guess?"

XOXOX

You were allowed to leave, oddly your legs and arm were healed leaving only a few scars. Your mother began to walk out the room and before you can walk out, your grandfather grabs your shoulder to inform you.

Russel: "Look straight ahead, not anywhere else."

Y/n: "But why?"

Russel: "Just....trust me okay?"

You silently nodded and walk out and Russel knows you weren't going to listen.

You began to walk down the hospital hallway, tailing after your mother as you heard pained groans and people begging for it to end. Your curiosity got the better of you and you turn your head to see.

Innocent people with concrete in their bodies.

Y/n: "What the fuck!? Did Augustine do this!"

You felt sick to your stomach from each room you looked at, there were injured people with literal rocks in their bodies.

Russel: "It's even worse when every person here is Aboriginal."

She was targeting your people!? Why!

Y/n: "Why did she-"

Russel: "One of the rumours apparently says this, "mutant". Is a Aboriginal child."

Y/n: "This is my fault isn't it."

Russel: "Not entirely your fault."

Y/n: "But it should be my fault."

Russel understood why the boy was feeling this way. The three you walked pass a hallway and looking out it's window made you want to throw up.

The D.U.P were EVERYWHERE! All of this for one single fucking kid!?

Y/n: "How long was I out for!?"

Russel: "Two."

Y/n: "Two...What?"

Russel: "Months....You've been in a coma for two months."

Y/n: "What!?"

Russel: "Shush!...I know it sounds bad but-"

Y/n: "What about that monster!? The thing that caused this mess!"

Russel: "Uhm....it's still running amok and Augustine is probably using it as a way to put the blame on this mutant kid."

This is really your fault....

Y/n: "Seth? Are you awake?"

You got zero response from the voice.

What's going on!?

XOXOX

Y/n: "YOU PULLED ME OUT OF SCHOOL!?"

Mom: "Until the D.U.P finds this fugitive and they leave, then you can go back to school. Besides schools cancelled until further notice."

Y/n: "But don't I need an education?"

Mom: "Don't worry, the school is proposing a online lesson for your entire class."

You quickly became depressed at learning about this.

Even worse since Seth isn't talking right now.

Mom: "But don't worry! I have decided something that I think would cheer you up!"

Y/n: "There's nothing in the universe that can make me happy."

Mom: "I've decided we're getting a dog!"

Y/n: "There's only one thing in the universe that just made me happy!"

Mom: "Indeed it just did! On the upcoming Wednesday after work, we'll be going to the animal shelter to find an adorable dog!"

Your grandfather walks into the room, sitting down in his favourite couch, he turns the tv on and adds a comment.

Russel: "I'm not coming, I'm very busy."

Your mother slowly and I do mean slowly, looks at your grandfather and had this creepy innocent smile.

Mom: "Really? Then would you like me to check up on why you haven't been paying your taxes the last thirty years~"

Russel: "....."

Mom: "Why so silent? I work at the IRS and I'm just wondering why you haven't paying the people I work with those last decades ago."

Russel: "Y'know? You mind if....If I tag along?"

Your mother's murderous aura was quickly replaced with a joyful one.

Mom: "Did I say unpaid taxes? I said, "Thanks dad, I hope you don't mind if I drive~". Hehehe~"

Your grandfather and you look at each other in the eyes and said the same thing.

She's going to drive!?

XOXOX

Somewhere in Brisbane City, we see two dup patrolmen walking around the streets of the city.

DUP#1: "You ever think that a dunkleosteus can become a real boy?"

DUP#2: "The fuck are you smoking Derek?"

Derek: "Just answer my question Bobby!"

Bobby: "Alright fine!"

The two dup patrolmen names were revealed to be Derek and Bobby.

Bobby: "Maybe if they don't add some Pinocchio ass bullshit, then that fossilized fish can be a real boy."

Derek: "What about a megalodon?"

Bobby: "Derek....What have you been smoking recently?"

Derek: "Well its-"

Suddenly a flash of light in a alleyway caught the attention of the dups patrolmen. They raised their guns and slowly approach the alleyway and step inside.

Derek: "Bet it's the mutant!"

Bobby: "Whaaa? A sudden flash of light just unsuspectingly appeared like it's a normal fucking taco tuesday Derek!"

Derek: "Jeez I was making conversation."

The two stopped in the middle of the alleyway to see large claw marks in the ground.

Clang! Bam!

Derek: "Was that a raccoon!?"

Bobby: "There are no raccoons in Australia!"

Scratch! Shing!

They turned around to aim their guns at the noise but to find a trash can lid spinning around and suddenly falling to the ground.

Derek: "Maybe it's a bandicoot?"

Bobby: "It must be a BIIIG fucking marsupial. Now be serious!"

Drip....Drip....Drip

The two agents felt droplets of drool falling on their shoulders. The two slowly look up and became very...very...very...afraid.

Bobby reaches to his radio and tunes in to HQ.

Bobby: "Agent Bobby to...uh...HQ...come in HQ."

Whatever they were looking at must be more terrifying than anything in the universe.

HQ: "This is HQ..*static*..what's the..*static*..situation?

Bobby: "The situation....uh....well."

The creature slowly creeps towards them as silhouette tendril whips in the shadows as it's glowing green eyes looks at them like a snack.

HQ: "Well?..*static*..god this static is shit!..*static*..That one was on purpose!"

Derek: "Bobby....Just so you know I ate all your yoghurt."

Bobby: "It's okay dude....you were hungry."

The creature lands behind them with a quiet thud, it's low growling sent chills down their spines as it's reaches towards them with it's sharp claws.

HQ: "There we go! Fixed the damn static...What's the sit for you Bobby?"

Bobby and Derek slowly turned around and Bobby responded.

Bobby: "Find me a wife and tell her that I love her."

HQ: "....Huh?...."

Before they can elaborate the creature lunges towards it's two meals.

Bang! Bang! RIIIP! SPLATTER CRUNCH!

The two dup agents screams weren't able to escape their mouths as they open fire at anything that could remotely hit it.

The sound of footsteps echoes, as a large figure walks out of the alleyway. The monster held a dismembered arm in it's claws and tosses it into its open mouth and swallows it in one bite.

The creature looks around the streets of the outback and looks at a broadcast of Augustine.

Augustine: "Citizen's of Australia, I greatly inform you that the mutant has struck again with another of its hijinks and has destroyed a shipping yard. Please keep your children and loved ones indoors."

The creature growls and rips out a nearby lamppost out from the concrete ground and throws it like a spear.

Crash! Ka-boom!

The thrown lamppost destroyed the broadcast screen and begins to walk away as it steps underneath a bright light to show it's true form.

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And that's a wrap for this comic issue! Tune in next time for Issue #4: "Dog Days Of Future Past!"