(Found these on pinterest)

Haru:I don't like Lado's trousers....

Lado:WHAT?!

Haru:but I like what's underneath them

Lado:*blushing*

Nightshade:.....

Kaiya:....

Kaiya:his legs?

Zea:nO

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Nora:where's my fucking soda?

Kaiya:language!

Nora:ENGLISH!

Kaiya:I meant Could you maybe say it a bit nicer

Nora:May i ascertain the whereabouts of my fucking soda

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Before Nora and Nightshade got together

Nora:Wait are you flirting with me?!

Nightshade:have been for the past year,but thanks for noticing

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Pansexualpisces:why did the chicken cross the road?

Nightshade:why?

Pansexualpisces:to get to the idiots house

Pansexualpisces:knock knock

Nightshade:who's there?

Pansexualpisces:the chicken

Nightshade:...

Pansexualpisces:...

Nightshade:I won't stab you on one condition

Pansexualpisces:what?

Nightshade:Go tell this joke to kin

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Kaiya,holding a jar:this is for if you cuss you must put a dollar in the jar

Kin:frick frack mothertrucker shiz shaty sashole ducking

Kaiya:Your on thin fucking ice!

Kin:*gasps*

Kaiya:?

Kaiya:! WAIT‐

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Nora: I have the sharpest memory name one time I forget something

Kin:you left me in the Walmart parking lot three weeks ago

Nora:that was in purpose,try again

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Kin:some people are like slinkies

Zea:explain

Kin:not really good for much but brings a smile when pushed down stairs

Zea:....

Zea:please don't push pansexualpisces down the stairs

Kin:You can't stop me!

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Lado:name one way to be nice to others

Pansexualpisces:not kill them

Lado:...

Lado:setting the bar low, but I'll allow it

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Lado:what have I told you about comparing Haru and the devil

Kin:that it's offensive to the devil?

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Nora:hey, watch out for that trash bag

Kin:who Haru he's all the way on the other side of the room

Haru: what have I ever done to you?

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

The void at 3am when pansexualpisces is asleep in the real world

Rento:Do blind people see their dreams?

Haru:Do deaf people hear their thoughts?

Avery:Do you two ever shut the fuck up?

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Rento:A mosquito tried to bite me I slapped it and killed it

Rento:and I started thinking

Rento:it was just trying to get food

Rento:what if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and  snapped my neck

Rento:how would I feel

Avery:are you okay?

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Pansexualpisces:*points to nukes and bombs in the corner of the void*what is that?

Haru:that's for if things get really hardcore. Or if you wanna blow up moons

Avery:were not blowing up moons!

Haru:you just wanna suck the joy out of everything

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Kin:when I first met you,I did not like you

Haru:I'm aware of that

Kin:but then you and I had some time together (they were on a mission)

Haru:uh-huh...?

Kin:it did not get better

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Kaiya:tell me about yourself

Artem:I get jealous of my phone when it dies

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)
[Before Haru and Lado started dating]

Haru:I need to get something off my chest

Lado:is it your shirt?please say yes

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Kaiya:imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you've lost throughout your life time

Artem:oh wow,my childhood innocence! thanks for finding this

Oklahoma/Jose:my will to live!I haven't seen this in years!

Pi bear:I knew I lost some potential somewhere

Pansexualpisces:Mental stability my old friend!

Kaiya:Guys,could you lighten up a bit?

(BEEEEEEEEEEEEP)

Pansexualpisces out!