Dedicated to @TheMasked_Lady for being an awesome friend! :D Seriously, we share the same opinion on a lot of things, thanks for deciding to drop me in a little message. We hit it off great from the beginning.

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Chaaaaaaarlie.

Yes?

Charlie.

I repeat, yes?

I'm bored.

Burn a squirrel.

XD That's my line.

Yeah, you suggested that the first time we chatted.

How long has that been?

I dunno. I guess 2 months now.

2 months? Wow.

I know. W-O-W. I can't even manage to keep a normal relationship for this long.

Hey, Charlie?

Yes?

Thanks.

For what?

For deciding to text me that first time. We wouldn't have even talked if it hadn't been for my Joker icon.

It's marvelous how the Joker brings people together.