Dedicated to Unlimitedbladeworks. Sawyer, my day on Wattpad is incomplete if I don't talk to you, thanks for all the lovely moments and laughs. You and I make the perfect team, Snorer. ;) Btw, Emma Stone is still mine, okay? *Runs away in order to stalk Emma and kidnap her*

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Hey.

Hi, couldn't find any good fanfics?

C'mon! Will you let it go already?

I seriously recommend After. Or why are you even on here when you can easily read Fifty Shades of Grey?

I wouldn't normally say this but this occasion calls for it: EWWW!

You haven't read it? XD

No, I haven't. How about you?

I have had the displeasure, yes.

Unbelievable. And you're accusing me of reading porn.

I just read it to judge it.

Suuure. Like I've never heard that one before. Btw, what happened to the Joker icon?

I got rid of it. But it's nothing personal with the Joker, it's just that I keep changing my icons.

And you replaced the Joker with Taylor Swift? Seriously?

Bro, have you even seen the Bad Blood music video? Like brrruuuuuh!

I haven't seen it yet. I'm not particularly a big fan of hers, or anyone's for that matter.

Watch it now. Like right now, I'm waiting.

Do I have to?

Yes! If you do, I won't tease you about reading porn.

I don't! God, okay, okay!

:3