Dedicated to chiru37. Hey Chi? Do you remember how we first met? I believe that it was fate. *Wiggles eyebrows* Yeah, I totally used a Nana line on you. XD Thank you so much for being the Nana to my Hachi, thank you for being you and thank you for merely existing. X3 This book begins with you and everyone on Wattpad deserves a Chi. :3 But you're mine.

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Hi! Is that a Joker icon I see?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. Unless both our eyes are deceiving us.

Nah, my eyesight's good so I'm trusting it. Anyway, what's up?

Nothing much, you?

Just browsing through the threads on the Cafe.

Eww, that desperate?

YAS! I need entertainment!

Watch a movie, read a book, burn a squirrel. There's tons of things you can do.

You did not just give me that last suggestion! That's sick.

Not if it's entertaining. :3

Seriously, dude, no.

I'm a dudette.

And I'm not.

Dramatically gasps. A guy on Wattpad? I never thought I'd live to see the day!

Yeah, that one's always a shocker.

So, what's a guy doing on a female infested online community?

The outside scares me and I heard the books here are good.

Yeah, right! You probably came here for the porn fanfics!

....Do I know you?