A/N-I HAVE RETURNED 

    I was watching TV in the empty apartment, boring as ever. I'm still processing the fact that I finally know who the people in the group chat are. Still processing the fact that I fucKING KNOW THOSE PEOPLE. I didn't slept much last night, thinking about what to do today, when I went to the internship.

   May is at work, as usual, while I scroll through the different channels. I was trying to find something interesting. Thank god we don't study today. My bullet wound will probably open when I'm in school. Today is some sort of a holiday. I tried to ask MJ the actual reason why we don't study today, but she ignored me, focusing on her book.

   While I was scrolling I saw something that catched my eye. I stopped pressing the same button on the remote and tried to find the one for the volume. My eyes widened and my mouth opened. Fear and regret filled me as I straightened my back, standing up a little. I began shaking as I intensely watched the small screen. I jumped up, immediately regretting it, because of the instant pain in my stomach. I made my way to the window as fast as I could and looked through. I didn't see anything different from here.

   I get back to the couch and start searching for my phone, somewhere in the blanket. Where is it? WHere is it? COME ON THAT'S NOT THE TIME. I grabbed the blanket, pulling it up with full force, yeeting my phone. I found it on the other side of the room OF COURSE.

"Ugh...every time" I slowly walked to it.

"Please dont be broken. Please don't be broken" i pick it up and thank god...it wasnt ThAt broken. I Immediately opened the group chat

With Peter

The world greatest heros and me

Peter

Are you guys serious?

Hulk

What

Peter

what was the ONE thing i told you NOT to do yesterday?

Hulk

Uhh

Peter

@MrStank GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

Mr Stank 

My sweet ass was pretty much here the whole time

Peter

WHAT WAS IT

*a minute later*

WHAT.WAS.IT.

Mr Stank

not to fight aliens 

Peter

AND WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

Mr Stank

Hey its not my fault Thor pissed Loki off yesterday and the little shit decided to bring a freaking llama-unicorn thingy  

Captain Language

Language young man

Tony behave

Peter

YOU FIGHT ALIENS AGAIN

ARE YOU ALL OK

WHAT HAPPENED

IS ANYBODY HURT

Mama Spider

Chill 

Me and Clint are a little bruised

And Steve broked his shield again

Mr Stank

WHAT

AGAIN

ROGERS you have some explanations to do

Captain Language 

I fought alien 

Thats it 

Thats the explanation

Mr Stank 

Good enough 

Peter

Is that all?

Mama Spider

yea

Mr Stank

Yeah kid nothing to worry about

Peter

No its not all tell me

Wanda

It is we promise 

Sonic

Well I got shot in my arm, but im ok really :)

Winter cat

Are you hearing about this thing now?

I mean this happened like what 12h ago

Bird with wings

Yeah dude it was all over the news like an hour after the fight

Thor

Im sorry again for my brother 

Mrs Boss Lady

Thor we told you its ok its not your fault

Thor

I know Lady Pepper, but Loki just it seemed to be over with those waves of evilness 

Mr Stank

Its not waves its an ocean

Thor

He have bad days ok?

 Mama Spider 

More like bad life

Thor

He is good now 

Captain Language

Is that why he sent half a giraffe half a rhino to us JUST because you pissed him off

Thor

He is sorry about it im sure

Mama Spider

Thor you cant speak for him

He messed up way to much to be trusted

Thor

He is my brother and I trust him

Peter

Wowowowow

This escalated fast

Thor its ok I believe that Loki is good too if he is sorry about it

Mr Stank

Kid you dont know him

Peter

And?

He is sorry about it

Thats all I need to know

Everyone deserve a second chance 

Wanda

Second?

He betray us every time we trust him

Peter

Maybe you should try be friends with him

Mr Stank

Are you out of your mind?

How can I be friends with a person who yeeted me out of a building

Peter

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THATS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGG

WHO LEARNED YOU THIS 

Mr Stank 

My intern

   Oh yeah it was me

Mama Spider

*his son

    huh?

Mr Stank

Parker is not my son

     Huh?

     Parker. THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT ME. Play dumb

Peter

Parker?

Mr Stank

Yeah he is my son

INTERN****

Mama Spider 

HAAAAAAAAAAA

Wanda

Fucking finally 

Captain Language

YOU ADMIT IT

Wanda language

Mr Stank 

I DIDNT

you guys confused me

Peter

Wait

The god of screaming

Congratulation Stark for your son

    Wait. Does Mr Stark think of me as a son? I mean I already know that he is like my father figure, but I never thought he would see me as his son. I mean once a waitress thought of us as father and son but Mr Stark totally refused that.

Peter

You think of him as a son?

      I felt a little tears in my eyes

Mr Stank

Parker? Nooooo 

Absolutely not

He is just an intern

Mantee maybe

     I just shoved my phone somewhere in the pillows. Why did I even think he thinks of me like a son? My own dad didn't survive long enough for me to remember any important memories of him. Ben died not long ago in my own arms. Why did I think maybe I can find another father figure? Or an adult figure I can turn to when I'm sad? I'm just...Intern. Just an intern.

   Thats stupid. I shouldn't be crying for this. This is literally stupid. If Mr Stark sees me right now he will probably think I'm pathetic. I can't fuck up this friendship. I gritted my teeths and searched for my phone.

Mr Stank 

BABBBY YYY YYY SPIDERRRRRRRR 

YAAAA THEEEEREEE

WHAT HAPPENED

Mama Spider

Hello

Hulk

Are you ok

Captain Language

Kid?

Hulk

Why arent you responding

Bird with wings

Teenagers

Thats it

Peter

How 'is that'

Wanda

Where did ya go?

Peter

Toilet

Sonic

cool

do you wanna play minecraft

Peter

I cant 

Sonic

Why?

Peter

Nothing important 

Ask if Mr Clint wants to play with you  

Sonic

I cant

Peter

Why not

Sonic 

NoThInG ImPoRtAnT

Peter

Whyyyyy

Mr Stank

He is

Mama Spider

Sick

Mr Stank

yeah sick

Peter

I dont believe you

GUYS WHERE IS CLINT

Mr Stank

Ayyyo look he called him only Clint without the Mr 

Mama Spider

He fall ok?

Peter

HE FALLL??

GUYSSSS

Bird with Wings

Look he is under some medicines 

He is not in coma tho

 Peter

WHAT MEDICINES 

Mr Stank

Kid relax

He is ok

He just have to rest 

Peter

HOW IS HE

WHATS BROKEN

Wanda

His ribs and he nearly broke his head 

 Peter

Omg

When is he going to wake up

Hulk

In about a week?

Peter

WEEK?

Hulk

I know he is not going to rest if he woke up so we put him in sleep 

Peter

But is he ok now

Hulk

Yeah everything is ok relax

Peter

Can I help?

Mrs Boss Lady

Help?

How

Peter

Idk

How can I help

Mr Stank 

Well you have to reveal to us who you are first 

Mama Spider

Yep thats the rules

Peter

ok

Mr Stank

Kid come on you have to say yes

Wanda

He did

Mr Stank

Oh

REALLY 

Peter

Well if that means I can help then yes

Hulk 

You are such a good hearted person BS

The god of screaming 

You can surprise him when he woke up

Peter

Alright 

Soo I guess we will finally see each other when he woke up next week

Mr Stank

its happening

Mama Spider

YAAAY

Wanda

Wait really?

Peter

sure

Sonic

YESSSSS FINALLLYYYYY

Winter Cat

Thats cool 

The god of screaming

Thats amazing BS

  I'm pretty sure that I'm making a big mistake right now, but for what I can get from them, Clint 'falls' pretty badly. It will be boost up if he finally know the truth. Maybe. I don't actually know. Is he going to be ok with it? Maybe he will want his family or his friends to be there when he woke up, not some random stranger. Well not exactly stranger, he will know me as Mr Stark's intern.

Peter

But are you sure this is a good idea?

Maybe he will want to be with his family when he woke up or with you all

Wanda

BS honey 

You are as much important to him as we are 

Mama Spider

Nah I think he likes you more

Winter cat 

Well i like him more too so no judge here

Bird with wings 

Yeah same 

Mr Stank

Same 

Captain Lаnguage

Yeah me too

Peter

Ok I think I get it

Thank you guys

I think Im gonna go for a walk 

Mr Stank

No no no no you aint going anywhere before we sorted all the things out for the next Wednesday 

Peter

We have all week 

Mr Stank

I know but you can change your mind if we dont push you 

Peter 

I hate you guys

Wanda

No you love us

Peter

Just tell me what are those 'things'

Mr Stank 

You have the internship right?

Peter

Ohh yeah I can get up to you 

Mr Stank

You need at least 8 level pass kid

You only have level 2

Peter

BTW why did you change the colours  of the passes?

Mama Spider

I told him to

Peter

oh cool

It was so weird when the security tried to explain it to everyone

It took ages 

Mr Stank

And who fault is that?

Mama Spider

Stark?

Mr Stank

nvm

The god of screaming

What are the colours 

Hulk 

You are literally the only one who didn't understand a thing 

Mrs Boss Lady

1-yellow

2-orange

3-brown

4-purple

5-blue

6-dark blue

7-green

8-pink

9-black

10-red and orange 

The god of screaming 

Thank you Lady Pepper

Mr Stank

So as I was saying you need to get a pass somehow so you can get through security 

Peter

Just what hour

Reminder:I have school

Mr Stank

Like 5pm?

Peter

Sure I will be there

Hulk

We will wake him up around 6/6:30 so you can show us your face and meet up and everything

Peter

Ok

Sonic

YOOO WE ARE GONNA MEET YAAA

Mr Stank 

But we havent discuss the pass thingy 

Peter

Im gonna talk with you guys tomorrow or later byee

Everyone

Bye

Mr Stank

But the pass?

  I put my phone in my pocket and grabbed my wallet. I know I have to rest, but I really want some fresh air.

   I'm actually gonna meet them. For real. I can't believe I said yes to this, but Clint. Ugh I really hope he is ok and its not some stupid lie they told me just to calm me down. But on the other hand they seemed very calm so maybe he is actually ok?

(Time skip)

  I was standing in the elevator, going up to Mr Stark's lab. I want to ask him what was up with him yesterday. He acted a little...rude. The doors opened and I stepped in. He was sitting on his desk, only eyeing me under his eyebrows then turning back to his work. That's weird. He always smiles at me or at least says hi.

"H-Hi Mr Stark". That sounded a little more like a question. He didn't give me much attention, he only nodded, still not looking up at me. What the hell did I do?"Uhm...Mr Stark?"I tried again.

"What."He said, turning his head to me. He snapped. His eyes were angry/sad/annoyed. ish.

"N-Nothing"I said and went to my desk.

A few minutes passed and he still hadn't even looked at me. Even an hour go by, only meeting his eyes once. It's really suspicious and you can literally cut the tension in the room. I can't do this anymore.

"M-Mr Stark... what did I do?"He dropped whatever he was holding and looked at me like it was completely obvious what I did.

"What you did?"I took a step backwards as he started to walk to me"Oh you perfectly know what you did"He was looking at me angrily. Suddenly his expression changed to a little softer"I don't even know If I want to be on yours or Spidey's side"He looked at the ground for a moment.

"Spidey's side?"His head shot up to me, his expression from before returning, making me step backwards once again.

"Don't play dumb kiddie. You know what actually?: Play dumb. I will show you what you did. FRIDAY bring Pietro here. Tell him it's about what Peter did to Spidey"What Peter did to Spidey? What the hell did I do to myself? What are they thinking? What?

"I-I... Excuse me?"I blurted out, confused as ever.

A few seconds later I heard footsteps for the private staircase and I shutted up. Mr Stark turned into the direction I was looking at, when practically all of the rest of the Avengers showed up. Almost all of them seemed angry, which made me take a few more steps back. Pietro was the first one. He was furious. Bucky sir was next, almost as furious as Pietro. Sam and Steve were next, followed by worried Wanda and Natasha. The last ones were a little confused Thor, Angry and worried Pepper and a little green ish Mr Bruce.

"WHAT HAPPENED!"Pietro yelled from the other side of the room, behind him all of the Avengers.

"Peter seemed to not remember what he did to Spidey, so I thought you would want to tell him"He said calmly.

"GUYS"I yelled over them, taking their full attention"What the hell are you talking about? I didn't do anything to...to Spidey"He only looked at me. If the looks could kill I would be dead by now...not only from one person. There was a pause where everyone stared at me angrily. Everyone except Wanda and Natasha.

"Just get out and get Spidey here." I wasn't prepared for this. Not at all. They just kicked me out. It's like my heart broke into really tiny pieces. But why am I surprised? It always ends up like that. I won't be surprised If tomorrow Ned and MJ tell me that they are done with my shits. Everytime. Why always me? Why? Why?Wh-

"WOwowowow. Pietro, that's a little over the line, don't you think?"

"No, Wanda this child here cheated on SPidey and I'm not gonna-"

"WHAT?"I yelled again, but this time I couldn't hold back my laughter. I bursted out laughing, holding my stomach from pain and trying not to fall. I even heard Wanda and Natasha chuckleing a little, making me have tears in my eyes now and confusing everyone else even more.

  Now I get it. They think Im cheating on myself? On Spidey for them. I couldn't stop for a good minute sitting on the ground, because the chances of me falling high pitched.

"Why are you laughing?"

"M-Me?"I said still laughing"Cheating o-on...on Spidey?"I finally stopped laughing and turned to the girls, winking at them"You know what? I should really go get him"

   I grabbed my backpack, where my suit is. I searched for the mask with my back facing them. They can't really see what I'm looking for, but I think Wanda and Natasha figured it out. They watched quietly as I walked to the window, still holding my backpack.

"Parker"Mr Stark speaked up when i was really close to the window"Parker what are you doing?"I only smirked at him and sat on the edge of the window"Get back here you can fall"

"I know"And I jumped back, facing them as much as I could, before jumping.

   There were yells and screams, but I ignored them, putting on only my mask as I fell down. I heard Mr Stark's repulsors getting ready and I knew he was going to jump after me. I shoot a web and swing myself back to the window. The funny thing was that Mr Stark already jumped after me and I was just above the window I jumped from. All of the Avengers were there, but no one seemed to notice me above them. We all watched as Mr Stark looked around the air and the ground for me.

"Did he-...Did he kill himself?"Mr Pietro whispered.

"No, how can you think such a thing?"Wanda said, completely calm.

"HOW ARE YOU CALM"He yelled at her

"You guys are so stupid"Natasha said, going back inside.

"NATASHA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? hE JUST JUMPED AND STARK CAN'T FIND HIM. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? IT MEANS HE IS-"Everyone was watching them arguing, so they didn't notice me getting back inside.

"Shut up and look behind you"They all snapped towards me. I freezed on my place. I was just entering with one leg on the floor, the other one still on the window and my hands supporting me on the two sides of the glass.

They just kinda stared at me, Wanda and Natasha now full on laughing at the dumb situation.

"This. is. Spidey."

"Wrong again American boy"

They all turned their heads to me again and I took a long breath. I take off my mask.

"Hi guys"I said, almost whispering. I looked up from the ground and saw the picture in front of me. The girls laughing, all the rest, with their mouths opened and eyes widened. They watched me as I am some sort of...well not alien, because they are pretty much used to aliens by now. A solid minute went by and no one said anything, if we don't count Wanda and Natasha's laughter.

"What?"Pietro said, really quietly, almost not hearable, which made the girls laugh more.

"Yeaaaah...Uhh"I broke into a little laugher."All that time you thought I was dating myself, but if someone didn't get it already let me say it"I took another deep breath, closing my eyes. I opened them and saw that they finally stopped laughing and watched me with knowing, but funny look"I am Spiderman"Wanda and Natasha broke into laughter again.

"And if you are wondering why they are laughing they knew. All that time they knew and they helped me hide it...And I know you will be maybe angry...but...but..I dont..I dont know-"I was cut off by a bone crushing hug that surprised me a little, considering the fact that I was looking at my shoes.

  When I looked up I barely saw blonde hair and blue shirt. That's Mr Steve. But it wasnt only him. Soon all of them came for a hug. We just stayed like that for a little too long. When we finally pulled out we met our eyes and started laughing like there is no tomorrow.

"So-...SO we thought.-We thought you were dat-ing yourself"Sam said between laughs. I nodded. When we finally stopped Pietro come to me and hugged me

"I'm sorry for everything Peter. I really thought you were a cheater"He mumbled.

"It's ok. I'm sorry too, but you have to know that I would never cheat on anyone. Especially on myself"We laughed again and he pulled away from the hug.

  Suddenly repulsors broke the windows and the iron man suit came inside. As soon as we saw it it was gone. In his place was a very teary Tony Stark. He scanned the group, somehow missing me in the process then he looked at the ground.

"I can't find him"He whispered, I rushed to him and hugged him. I don't care if he is going to pull away or throw me across the room. I know what he is feeling right now and I know a hug aways works"Why can't I find him? Why did he do that? How did he do that?"He hugged back, sniffing and...crying? at my shoulder"He just jumped a-and I-"

"Mr Stark, I'm here. I'm right here. I'm Spiderman and I catched myself with my webs"I tried to explain, but he didn't seem to hear me"Mr Stark?"

"Yeahh"He cried out

"It's me Peter."I pulled away. His eyes were a little watery, but widened in a second.

"PETER"He yelled and stepped back

"Sir it's me. I'm Spiderman and I catched myself on the web. I'm sorry I make you that-"I was cut off by another hug

"Y-You are w-what?"He whispered and I laughed.

"Im Spiderman"I waited for him to answer and after a few seconds he did.

"No you're not"He said with a high pitched voice and the others, who I almost forgot were there, laughed.

"I am. That's how I catched myself. You all thought I was dating myself, but Wanda and Natasha knew all along."He paused again.

"God kid, never do that to me again"He said, pulling away and wiping away his tears.

 The rest of the evening me, Wanda and Natasha were making fun of the others for not noticing. Mr Stark nearly got a heart attack and told me that I'm not allowed to jump from the windows anymore. We argued a little about it, but I gave up.

"Wait so this kid...this kid right here wins a fight against me?"Mr Steve said pointing at me.

"Yeah and against me too and Clint and Sam and nearly Bucky"Natasha said.

As the evening went by and the shock from my face reveal slowly faded I was sleeping on the couch with my legs on the table.

With Tony

"Aww guys look. Little Spidey boy is sleeping" We all take a picture with him sleeping in the background making silly faces.

This kid scared the shit out of me. I can't describe what I felt when I flew around, trying to find him.

"We can't just wake him up like that. Stark call his mother"I nodded

"Wait. Wasnt Spidey an orphan?''We all froze and looked at each other then at the sleeping boy.