I sat on the counter, trying to un-lock what's-his-face's phone.

"Hmmm.... 1 2 3 4?" I did it, and it opened... are you kidding me?! I shook my head in disbeliefe and quickly dialed the number. 

"Hello?" "Jean, hiya... how's the com-" "The company is excellent, as alway's Miss. Though, we had gotten some difficulty with getting Apple on board, but we have done it, successfully"

"That is grand! Now, I am going to send you a picture of someone and number.... Did you get it?" "Yes miss, I wasn't sure what I could possibly do-" "Could you do a  back ground check for me?" I whisper.

"Of course miss, but may I ask why? "My,uh... my friend is interested in her, and I want to make sure she isn't in it for his money" I whisper, slowly going bright red.

"Oh my gosh! Miss, of course I can! You can even invite your friend to your birthday party! I would like to meet your new friend!" woah, she's a bit ecstatic that I found a .... 'friend'.

I laughed nervously, "I don't think they can make it" "YOU FOUND MORE THAN ONE?!" she scream's down the phone.

I held it away from my ear, "Uh, yeah. Hey, can you flick my mum and dad an email about me hanging out with some friend's, make it believable" I instruct, "Of course... boss"

"Right, call me here" I gave her Liam's number, "And ask for 'JANE'" I say, she chuckle's, "Going as Jane Doe again, miss?"

"Yeah..." "JANE! ARE YOU ON ZAYN'S PHONE?!" "I gotta go Jean! I-" I was cut off as Louis tackle's me, "BYE JEAN!" I screamed and hung up, her phone number was on private, so they can't call her back.

"BAD JANE! BAD JANE!" Louis yell's, "What'd she do now?" Liam walk's, "SHE WAS CALLING SOMEONE!"

"I-" "WHO?!" Liam yell's.

I winced, "I-uh, my-m-my parent's! I needed to make sure they don't send the cop's after your ass!"

Hopefully they'll believe my split second lie... "You call your mum Jean?" "Well, her, uh... sister's name is Jean! Yeah! She answered the phone!"

".... YOU LOVE US!" "NO! WAIT!" I screamed as Louis pulled me into a bone crushing hug, "I KNEW YOU COULDN'T HATE US FOREVER!"

"Forever is an awfully long time" I mumbled.. wait, am I actually starting to like them?! NO! PUT YOUR WALL'S BACK UP, RIGHT NOW! DON'T LET THEM IN!

Louis hug's me tighter, "Can't. BREATH!" I choke, "Louis! Let her go!" Niall cries out and pull's me out of Louis arm's, "Well, uh, thank's Ni-" "SHE'S MINE!" Niall yell's, and hug's me.

"Yeah, I take that back" I grumbled.

"I wouldn't touch her, she could give you something" Zayn muses as he walk's past, I stick my leg out and tripped him over, "Well, look at the! Zayn, how was your lovely fall? Exhilarating, was it?" I smirked down at him.

He glare's at me, 'Wait until we're alone' he mouth's the me. I narrowed my eyes, "Liam, make sure not to leave me alone with this creep" I yelled at Liam, and running behind Harry for a barrier between Zayn and I... I mean Creeper!

I did not just call him by his first name! Nope!

A/N: Olga is an Greek ninja that like's pine apple's and mango's. 

 "Just kill me now" I grumbled and went to sulk in the corner. 

"... What did we do?" I groaned and face planted, how can I start calling that- that, freak of nature, by his name?! I can't! Nope, I refuse to talk, in case I say it out loud.

NOPE.

"Jane...?" I didn't move, "Jane!" Harry yell's, go away you fluffy haired weirdo.

"WAKE UP JANE! DON'T MAKE ME GIVE YOU MOUTH TO MOUTH!" he scream's I quickly crawled behind some random's leg's, "EEK! IT TOUCHED ME!" Zayn scream's. I screamed and tried to crawl away from Zayn's leg's, he stepped on my leg and I yowled in pain, and then he decided to fall on top of me.

I kept my eyes close, and scrunched my nose up, I felt his breath tickle his nose and I held my breath.... don't breath him in, don't breath that wond- terrible smell in... la di da, nachos.

Suddenly I opened my eyes and found myself nose to nose to the steep haired boy, we stared at each other for a second, "AH!" we both screamed at the same time and we tried to push each other apart.

"OH GOD! I'M GOING TO DIE OF SOME UN-KNOWN DISEASES!" I screamed, "YOU?! I'M THE ONE THAT'S GOT COOTIES!" Zayn scream's.

".... What are you, ten?" I laughed, "Oh god, that sounded so childish" we laughed, and stared at each other for a second... not glaring.

"Uh... did we just...?" "I think we did" he stare's at me in shock, we both turn to see the boy's with their jaw's on the ground, "What?!" I snapped.

"You guy's just-" "NO WE DIDN'T" Zayn and I yelled at the same time.

"No, you did-" "WE DIDN'T!" Zayn and I screamed, we turned and glared at each other, "STOP COPYING ME!" we both screamed.

"ME?! YOU'RE COPYING ME, PEASANT!" I yelled at him, he glare's at me, "ME?! YOU'RE THE ONE COPYING ME!"

"GAH!" I screamed in frustration, throwing my hand's up, "GAH YOURSELF!" I flipped him off and then stormed out and into the sleeping area.... did I seriously just- nope.

We shall never speak of this.

 A/N: Sorry for it's shortness, forgive me! :S

I'll start working on the next chapter though ^.^

Until next time!

~ Caitlin xx

Since someone pointed out- I won't say sorry in the next Chapter. I'm sorry in this chapter for not uploading, but er... some stuff has been happening and my mind has been else where :S

It's not an excuse, it's just... poof, mind in the meadow's of the fairy floss and sheeple (hehe... sheeple) world ^.^

So yes, sorry for not uploading sooner (Four month's or something...?), I hope the next chapter make's up for it ^.^

~ Caitlin