"Thank you!" I said. We ate cake and my mom gave me my present. It was a 3 in one Peecock device: pee, pack, and play

(For those of you who don't know, this particular device came with a harness to secure it. With it, Patrick can pee standing up (at public urinals), pack with it (it gives the feeling he has a penis without needing bottom surgery), and he can do the secks. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )