*whispering* Ok you guys I have the funniest prank planned. So I was looking online and I saw that you can buy replicas of the one ring here. So weird. I then I realised that Frodo would flip if he saw one, so I bought five. I'm going to show him one and pretend to not know what it is *laughs quietly* Pippin is in on it because he walked in and saw me with all of them, but nobody else knows. This is gonna be great!

*walks in to room where the rest of the hobbits are sitting* Hey guys I found something really weird do you want to see it?

Pippin: *knowing smirk* What is it?

*holds up ring* I found it on the ground outside. Do you think it's worth anything?

Frodo: *glances over and then makes a choking noise*

*is having a hard time keeping a straight face* Do you know what it is Frodo?

Frodo: *panicked voice* Where'd you get that?!?

Sam and Merry: *confused and a little worried*

I told you, I found it on the ground *walks closer* Do you want to take a look at it?

Frodo: *scrambles over the back of the couch* GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!

Sam: *gets a closer look at the Ring in Erin's hand and his eyes widen* I thought it was destroyed?

Merry: *sits forward* No way.

Frodo: *hiding behind couch* Not again, not again.

*sneaks up and suddenly jumps onto the couch to wave ring in Frodo's face* It's just a ring why does it bother you.

Frodo: *runs screaming from the room*

Erin and Pippin: *make eye contact* *burst out laughing*

Merry: *snatches ring from Erin while she's laughing* Is this the real ring??

Pippin: *still snickering* No of course not. That one was destroyed.

*slowly calming down* I found a replica online and bought some.

Sam: Wait some?

Frodo from the other room: *screams again*

Merry: *jumps while trying on the fake ring* Why'd he scream again?

I put one on his bed.

Sam: You guys are so mean.

Do you want a fake one? I bought five.

Sam: . . . . sure.

Pippin: I want one too!

Yeah sure *pulls one out of her pocket and tosses it to him*

Sam: I'm going to go tell Frodo it was a prank.

Aw you're no fun. But yeah you should probably go do that before he has an existential crisis.

Sam: *leaves*

Merry: *studying his fake ring* These are going to be trouble aren't they.

Pippin: Why would you say that?

Merry: More misunderstandings.

Why would people here think it's real? They don't even think we're real.

Merry: I don't know. Just have a bad feeling.

Pippin: Well I think these are going to be fun. We could start a club because we all have one!

Aren't we already a club?

Pippin: We are?

Yeah the Hobbit Club.

Pippin: Well now we can be the Hobbits with Rings Club.

Merry: Yeah no thanks that sounds dumb.

I should probably go help Sam tell Frodo it was a prank. See our guys!

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Really short and really dumb, but that's basically description of this book so whatever.