When you wake up in the middle of the night and are thiesty but you're afraid to go downstairs all alone in the dark, pocket knife is there to make you feel safe! Just grab it, rurn on your phone flashlight, and feel happy and safe!

Seriously though after my brother got a new pocket knife a couple years back he let me start carrying around his old one in my purse and I've never had to use it but it just makes me feel safer to have it. It's extra small because it's like a starter pocket knife but it's, you know, a knife so thay doesn't matter.

I guess slightly related, I just learned that my cousin collects knives and the like apparently. I mean my dad has multiple swords and got my brother and I our own for Christmas so not super weird to me.

Honestly bladed weapons or I guess just medieval/fantasy/old-timey weapons are my favorite. Swords, battleaxes, bows and arrows, crossbows, knives, etc...they're all weapons but they're also decorative and almost a novelty to own. And pocket knives are just noce and convenient.

Even when you don't have pockets for some reason, *angry glare at people who design women's clothes*, you can still put them in your bag if you have one. They're just good to have to make one feel safer was the original point of this. I keep making these longer than I mean to, sorry about that. Keep going ofd on tangents...

Okay, I'm going back to sleep! Bye!