I'm super bored so this happened.

*looking at eyeshadow* If makeup had a gender I bet all of it would be girls. I bet brushes would be the guys.

*to the tune of that Lolipop song* Writer's block, writer's block, ooooh writer's writer's block.

My ears hurt. But this is a good song.

I want to break something. I'm not even mad I just want the freedom to break stuff when I'm bored.

If I was a ghost I'd just bwdriwnd people and help better their lives with my ghost powers. And annoy people I don't like. Prepare to always have a leaky tap, neighbor!

Maybe we could move somewhere and we'll find a secret room and have an adventure.

I want to go to the south just for some barbecue.

NICO AND THE NINERS!

Maybe I could kill Elizabeth at the end...nah I'm not Veronica Roth.

*Intense fandom based angst*

Why...won't...the...words...work?!

What makes replacement curse words better than real ones? My parents said crap you is the same as f you because it's being used the same even though it was a joking way, so by that logic aren't all replacement curse words the same as real ones? They're used in the same context and to express the same thing. It doesn't make sense.

I would make a good president but that's...that's too much. Too much to to, too much happens.

God I wish I was old enough for a job.

YES PATRICK OH MY GOD YOU HAVE THE BEST VOICE!!!

I wonder what my life would be like if I never found even just one of my fandoms...

I wonder how my old friends are doing. I would know about one...if she'd ever texted me...

Why aren't my Interent friends my neighbors?

Let's see...if I save up for this many weeks I'll have this much...I could spend this much and still have at least ten left over...but is this thing I want really badly and have wanted for a really long time worth it? Hmm...

*imagines myself in other realities*

I apologize a lot. I apologize to inanimate objects. I thank inanimate objects.
I am very polite that means. Yes.

I was bored. Sorry.