Saturdays were my designated relaxation days. So on Friday nights, I'd finish all my homework, even if it keeps me up until the ungodly hours of the morning, because I get to sleep in the next day. However, when I woke up way earlier than I intended that glorious Saturday morning, I knew immediately something was off. It didn't take long for me to figure it out, really.

All I had to do was take note of the fact that my boobs were killing me, I was feeling more grumpier than usual, and my calendar said it was almost time. I could cry. My day of relaxation just flew out the window and got run over by a bus.

I reached for my phone with all the intention of bitching to Charlie about my crisis, but a text from Leo made me sidetrack.

Leo:
Guess what your name is in my phone??

He sent it around six in the morning...on a Saturday.

Me:
What could possibly require you to wake up so early on a Saturday morning??

It took him a while to answer.

Leo:
Gym.

My nose scrunched up in disgust.

Me:
Eeww.

Leo:
I know right? Anyways. Got any guesses??

I sighed.

Me:
Do I have to?

Leo:
Nah. I'll tell you.

Leo:
Butterfly!

Butterfly? It took me a second. Oh.

Me:
Because of the spirit animal test??

Leo:
Yep! 😁

Before I got a chance to reply, he sent another text.

Leo:
So, what are your plans for today?

He shouldn't have asked. I felt my shoulders slump.

Me:
You know how I told you my theory about P.E.?

Leo:
Yeah?

Me:
I'm pretty sure PMS is Satan's misuss, and periods is the waterfall she bathes in.

Leo:
Lovely...

Me:
Yeah...so you might wanna stay away from me for the next few days or so.

Leo:
Copy that.

I didn't bother replying after that, opting instead to get back on track and send Charlie a text about everything wrong with my life, but half way through, he sent me another message.

Leo:
Anything I can do?

And I was crying.

Damn you, Mrs. Satan!

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