???: HIYA!

*CHOP*

???: HIYA!

*CHOP*

A young man in the woods was chopping trees. Neither with tools or help.

*CHOP*

But with his bare hands.

*Chop*

After chopping the wood and wrapping it up with rope into one manageable pile, he easily lifted the 2 tons worth of wood onto his shoulder and made his way home.

???: *sigh* Man, I'm beat... Hopefully Granny made lunch or something...

Arriving at a lake, the young man walked across a small dock to a rowboat. For his home stood strong in the middle of the lake, upon a small island. Pink with a red roof, this two floor building with the word "Kamijou" painted on it was an odd sight in this place hidden from society.

The young man looked at his boat and hopped on.

*CRASH*

*SPLOOSHH*

???:....

Old lady:(in the distance) I SAW THAT!!!!

???: *Annoyed Gargling*

Old lady:(in the distance) DUBASSS!!!

With the wood dropped off next to the Kamijou house, the young man changed out of his wet cloths and into something dry.

(Straw Kamijou)
[Power Level; 1000]

???: Straw!

Straw: Yeah, Granny Cran?

Cran: Toss me the chips before you go build me a new boat!

Straw: Sure, but after that can you finally teach me Ki-techniques?

Tossing a bag of chips across the room a hand rises from behind the couch to catch them. A woman with white hair then stands up. Despite being Straw's great grandmother, she looked to be no older than 25.

(Cran Kamijou)
[Power Level; 5000]

Cran: No.

Straw: Come on! Just show me a technique!

Cran: Hmmmm... No.

Tossing herself onto the couch, she begins channel surfing the TV whilst snacking on the chips she now had.

Cran: *munch* Straw!

Straw: Yeah?

Cran: You don't need to shoot ki. Knowing you, you'd probably accident blow up something important.

Straw: It's not about needing! I wanna see how far I can go!

Cran: There's no point. There is no challenge for you in this world, you'll never truly see how far you can go.

Cran: Eat well, sleep well, and the third thing... Can't remember what it is, but those things are the key to a happy life.

Straw:(rolls eyes)

Cran: Besides, you're dumber than a sack of sacks. Focus on that school thing I pay for.

Straw: A sack of sacks....? That's genius! Think of all the sacks I could carry!

Cran:....

Cran:(mumbles) I blame the other genes for his stupidity because it definitely ain't coming from me...

Cran: Go make me a new boat.

Straw: Okay...

Cran: And tell that tramp to put the dragon ball back!

???: I'm not a tramp-(covers mouth)

Straw:(smiles) Oh, hey Shuzu! What are you doing here?

Shuzu: Oh... You know... I was in the neighborhood... Thought I'd drop by.

Cran: To steal my Dragon Ball?

Shuzu: Steal your Dragon Ball?

Cran: Were you?

Shuzu:.... Perhaps.

Cran: Straw, kick her ass!

Shuzu: Wait, wait, wait! Fine! Here, take the stupid thing back!

She tosses a orange orb with a red star in it. Cran's hand pops out from behind the couch to catch it and toss it over to Straw.

Cran: Show her out! My soap opera is about to start!

Straw: Come on, Granny Cran gets cranky when her shoes are interrupted.

Leading her out of the house, Straw watches Shuzu run ahead and turn to him. The dark brown haired classmate of Straw smirked mischievously.

(Shuzu)
(Power Level; 5)

Crossing her arms under her chest, she slightly lifted them. Shuzu wanted that Dragon Ball and she was going to get it.

Shuzu: Straw~

Straw: Yeah?

Shuzu: Why don't we...(Smirks) Make a deal~

Straw: Hm?

Shuzu: I'll let you touch the side of my breast for that dragon ball.

Straw: No thanks.

Shuzu: Urk!?!

Shuzu: Seriously!?

Straw:(smiles) See you tomorrow!

Straw goes back into the house.

Shuzu:... What kind of guy is he? Ugh... I'll get that ball one way or another and become a great treasure hunter!!

Shuzu: Hm?

Shuzu: Wait. Where's the boat?

....

....

....

Shuzu: Awww man...

(The next day....)

It was early in the morning, the sun was on the edge of rising. Cran was laying on her couch watching TV with a large mug with liquid that didn't seem to end no matter how much she chugged.

Straw was in his room getting ready for the track to the city. He checked to make sure he had everything he needed.

Straw: Got my bag... Got my jacket...

Straw: What am I forgetting...?

Straw:....

Straw:!?

Straw: Urk! I forgot we were supposed to make some science thing! Aww man, if I bring nothing, it'll cost me some serious training time!

Straw: Think! Science! What do I have here that's science...?

His eyes land upon the Dragon Ball.

Straw: Oh! The Dragon Ball! Balls are science! Geomeaty I think its called...

Straw:(shrugs) Hopefully it'll be enough.

Pocketing the Dragon Ball, Straw leaves and heads to school.

Cran: Zzzzzz....

*Ring* *Ring*

Cran: Hm?

*Ring* *Ring*

Cran: Ugh... STRAW!!!

*Ring* *Ring*

Cran: STRAW!!!

Cran: Straw? Oh damn it all to hfil... He left already?

Cran: Ughhhhhh....! Where is it?

*Ring* *Ring*

Cran: Ah, I was sitting on it...

*Click*

Cran: There. Declined.

Cran: *Yawn*

*Ring* *Ring*

Cran:.... Tch. Fine... Answer!

Cran:(answers call) Hello?

....

Cran: God? That you? Well look who decided to get a phone and enter the modern age!

Cran:(glares) How the hfil did you get my number?

...

Cran: Do I sense anything? Hold on...

Cran: Hmmm....

Shutting her eyes, Cran widened her senses to the full scope of the planet and slightly beyond.

Cran:!??

Cran: HOLY CRAP!!

Cran: This level of power... Coming from...space!? Aliens!?!

....

Cran: Yeah, better gather the Dragon Balls just in case. I have mine right-

Cran: Here...?

Unable to sense the Dragon Ball within her home, Cran does the unthinkable and gets up to go look for it.

Cran: Uhmm.. I'm going to have to call you back, God.

(Elsewhere...)

From the nighy sky on the other side of the planet, a simple farmer looked up upon the roof of his home to see what looked like two shooting stars.

Farmer: Jee golly. Two shooting stars? I wish for a new dary maker and a new cow!

Woman:(in the distance) I heard that!

Farmer: Yeehaw! Aren't I hilarious!

Farmer: And aren't those stars getting reeeeeaaaal close- OH NO-

*CRASH*

*

CRASH*

Only two crater was left of the farm and farm house. At their center was a odd alien sphere. With hiss of air as they become depressurized, the spheres opened.

Two figures with wild hair climbed out. One had a tail wrapped around their waste like a belt, the others tail wrapped coiled around their leg. Both unwinded to be free in this large open space.

???: E-arth, hm? What a backwash place for such power items.

??? 2: Before we gather these Dragon Balls, we must defeat the strongest warrior here.

???: Tch. You just want to see what these earthlings are made of.

??? 2:(smirks)

???: You're lucky the scouter is location someone with a power level of 500. But don't forget, the scouter is the priority.

*R-r-r-ring*

In the "Capsule Corp presents Capsule Corp Academy", shortened to "Capsule-cademy" by the students, Straw took his seat along with the rest of his classmates.

Teacher: Okay class! I hope you finished your science projects.

Teacher: Straw!

Straw: I'm Straw!

Teacher: I don't see anything big on you, so would you mind showing us your project?

Straw:(smiles) Yeah!

Getting to the front of the class, Straw pulls out the 1 star dragon ball.

Straw: This is my project!

Shuzu: GIMME!

*Thud*

Leaping out of her seat, Shuzu lunges straight into Straw who holds the Dragon Ball high in the air where the shorter Shuzu could not reach.

Shuzu: Ack! My nose... Why are you built like a steel wall.

Teacher: Shuzu, get back to your seat.

Shuzu: Yeah, sure, after I HAH!

She jumps to grab it but still fails.

Shuzu: Damn it!

She walks back to her seat. Straw lowers the ball, and she immediately comes running to try and snatch it, only for him to lift it over his head again.

Teacher: Ooookay... Straw. What is that?

Straw: A dragon ball.

Teacher: What does that have to do with your assignment.

Straw: It's... You know!

Straw: Geo... Thingy... Geography!

Teacher: You mean... Geology?

Straw: I'm not old enough to drink, miss.

Shuzu: That's mixology, steel wall of a man!

Straw: Hmm... I'm all mixed up now...

Teacher:....

Teacher: There's like twelve baking soda volcanos in front of me, so B- for creativity and trying.

Straw: Yay!

Teacher:(mumbles) I could use a mixologist right about now...

Straw: Hm?

Outside the window, Straw saw two people flying outside.

*SHATTER*

With a wave of their hand, the windows shattered and a powerful gust of wind knocked everyone but Straw to the wall.

These odd individuals entered the classroom. Neither seemed any older than the rest of the class, yet they were more intimidating than anyone they had ever met.

One was female in black and purple armor.

(Charit)
[Power Level; 9000]

Beside Cherit, was her older brother.

(Omato)
[Power Level; 10000]

Straw: Hey! You're supposed to go through doors! It's rude to come in through the windows!

Cherit: So you're the strongest guy on the planet?

Straw: Huh? Heheh... Well I shouldn't brag...

Cherit; Alright! Show me what you've got!

Omato; Stop!

Cherit: Tch, what is it?!

Omato: He has a Dragon Ball...

Straw: Oh, you know about the Dragon Balls?

Omato: We're here to collect them.

Straw: Hm? Good luck with that, they're pretty hard to find-

*SLAM*

Straw: GHA!?!

*CRASH*

Falling onto his back, Straw vision blurs for a moment. Clenching his hands, he finds that he no longer has his family heirloom. It was within Omato's grasp.

Cherit: Hey! I wanted to fight him!

Omato: He's WEAK why even bother?

Cherit: Ugh! You suck! Let's just go find the other damn Balls and bring them back already...

The siblings walk towards the window and fly off.

Shuzu rushes to Straw's side.

Shuzu: Hey! Get up! You can fight them, can't you!? They're getting away with the Dragon Ball!

Straw: Ughh... Dragon Ball...?

Straw:!?

Straw: Granny Cranny is going to kill me if I lose it!

Jumping to his feet, Straw pulls off his jacket, tossing it to the side.

*CRASH*

The weight of the jacket and the speed it fell caused the floor to collapse in a spot.

Students:(in the floor below) WHAAAAA!?!

Straw: Sorry!

*DOOT* *DOOT*

Cherit/Omato:!?

Cherit: The 500 Power Level, just doubled!?!

*WOOOSH*

Omato: It's still nothing compared to our-

The siblings turned around to get a heel each to the head by Straw. Their heads flicked down as the trio fell to the ground.

Straw's feet touched the ground first. He immediately jumped and kneed both Alien's in the face. The dragon ball fell out of their grasp, leaving Straw to snatch it and flip away.

Straw: Yes! Got it!

The siblings rub their boped noses as they glared towards the human.

Cherit: This guy's may not be strong enough to beat us... But he's got some skill.

Omato: And the gull to strike a Saiyan elite....

Straw: You two are pretty strong, aren't ya? I can feel it.

Straw:(smirks) Wanna fight?

Omato: Fight? With your mere power level of a thousand? I take that as an insult.

Omato: This.... Will be a slaughter.

*WOOSH*

Straw:!?

Omato: Learn your place!

*WHAM*

Chopping at Straw's shoulder, Omato dislocated it, causing him to drop the Dragon Ball, Cherit produced a ball of energy and thrusts it at Straw and Omato.

Cherit: "Star Geyser"!!!!

*BROOOOOOOOOOMMMM*

A beam shoots out, hitting Straw and knocking him through the school.

Cherit:(smirks) Hehehe...

*WHAM*

Cherit: Arck!?

Omato: You fool! What if you had destroyed the Dragon Ball?! Or hit me?

Cherit: I would have laughed that you were SO slow.

Omato: Tch. Let's go.

The two fly off.

Laying in a pile of rubble, Straw had no ability to move. With everyone busy evacuating, almost no one was able to come to help him. That is until Cran came, flicking a green bean into his mouth and kicking his jaw so he'd chew on it.

Finding the strength to stand, Straw stood up with no injuries.

Straw: Granny?

Cran: You're going to see god.

Straw: YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME!?

Cran: Not yet... What I meant is, that we're going to literally meet with Kami.

Cran: Those Aliens are a threat to us all.

Straw: Yet?

Cran: Yeti.

Straw; Ahhhh! That makes sense.

Cran:....

Cran: You're my precious little idiot, Straw. Now let go.

And so, the great grandmother and greatgrandson set off to go meet the being called God...

With a third party following from behind.

TO BE CONTINUED.....?