Angel : okay, here's the plan. I go in and start stabbing people and we see what happens.

Bee : no-

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me : *staring a picture of Lady Noire, completely frozen with gay panik* 

Angel : babe please pay attention to me. I'm real, she's animated, please love me

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Ender (Snek), here to babysit for a little bit : okay so Bee told me to make sure you guys-

Ender : Shroom, what are you doing?

Shroom, midway through the process of ripping off the left sleeve on all of his shirts :

Shroom : in my defense, they're 97% of my impulse control

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Blu : atoms never touch, officer, so no, I did not punch that child.

Bee : why I did I teach you that-

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me : not feeling that responsible today. think I'll just blame my problems on life or something and go take a nap

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Bee : I hate how chocolate immediately melts onto my hands.

Bee : like am I just that hot?

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Shroom : everyone accuses me of having a favorite child and it's really annoying!

Shroom : like , come on , I love Lottie and all you non-Lottie's equally!

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someone : what are you're goals?

Blu : to pet all the dogs

someone : no like fitness goals

Blu : to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs

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Shroom : how petty are you?

me : I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about

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the rest of us : I can explain!

Bee : can you?

the rest of us : yeah, just give me thirty seconds to come up with a lie