So I have a friend. Every time he sees me, he rams into me saying,"Oops! So sorry." and it's on purpose. This one time, when class ended, I was going to get my instrument and return books to the library, he saw me and started running towards me. So I started running. Then he rammed into me from behind. And there were these older kids watching us. So when he pushed me I fell and dropped my books. It was outside a classroom with the doors open. I yelled at him, "[Insert friend's name]! You d***! I'm gonna kick your fat a**!" And everyone's staring at me like I'm crazy. So I picked up my books and start running down the hall.

Cuz I'm just special that way.