IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY

MY LIFE IS A MESS RIGHT NOW SO IM SO SORRY

okay so the story is that i deleted the app because it was laggy as shit but then i forgot the password SO IM SORRY I DIDNT UPDATE OR RESPOND TO YOUR COMMENTS :CC

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how this chapter works is that everybody is in a group chat and everybody is in a different house so they cant talk to each other other than texts.

BY THE WAY IM IN THE GROUP CHAT AS WELL MY NAME IS SARA C:

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Saro510: so first of all i neef 2 twll u guys something

JackSepticEye: go agead!!

Saro510: wait wait lets change our named first

Sammy123: do we really have to?

Saro510: CMON YOU LAZY ASS

Sammy123: uuuugggh

JackSepticEye: so wheres mark?

Markiplier: rifht here

Philer: You text like you are drunk.

*Sammy123 changed her name to Sam.*

Markiplier: JUST BECAUSE YOU TEXT LIKE YOUEW THE KING IR SOMETHING HUG???! HOU CANT TWLL ME HIW TO TEXT

LordMinion777: whats going on?

Saro510: guys

Saro510: change ur names

Saro510: now

JackSepticEye: okay :)

*JackSepticEye changed his name to Jack.*

*Philer changed his name to Phil.*

*Markiplier changed his name to Mark.*

*LordMinion777 changed his name to Wade.*

*Muyskerm changed his name to Bob.*

*Saro510 changed her name to Sara.*

Sara: pkay so this us a story and you guys arent real

Bob: wait what?

Wade: im so sonfused

Sam: so youre telling me that IM NOT REAL?

Sara: yep pretty mich ysah

Sam: I DONT BELIEVE YOU WTF

Jack: sam first off all u cant curse and senecond of all dont showt at someone older thqn yoy

Sam: says the one who cant spell for shit

Sam: plus how do you know that shes older than me?

Jack: how old are you?

Sam: idk ask my creator

Jack: sarah?

Sara: THE FUCK DID U JUST CALL MR

Jack: oops

Sara: HOW DARE YOU CALL EM SARAH THATS NOT ME REAL NAME DUMBARSE IS2G IM GONNA KILL U IF U CALL ME THAT AGAIN

Jack: IM SO SORRY

Jack: some1 just slapped me

Jack: tf no1 is herw

Sara: thats what you get foe callin me 'Sarah'

Sam: wait so you slapped him withour you being there?

Sam: without**

Phil: Can we start this fucking thing.

Sara: right srry

Sara: so lets start off with jackaboyy

Jack: yaaaaayyy

BlueRainbowUnicorn1 : how are you are you okay? *internet hug*

Jack: aawww *internet hugs back*

Jack: can i tell then?

Sara: nope youll fund out in the next xhapter :P

Mark: BUT I WANNA KNOW HOE MY LIL BABY IS

Phil: Oh so he's your baby know, huh?

Mark: BIRCH GET OUT EVERYONE HATES U

Bob: what the fuck is going on? Why is jack not okay?

Wade: wait you dont know phil?

Sara: oh yeah forgot that you guys didnt know srry

Bob: qm i the only one who doesnt know?

Bob: am**

Phil: Don't you dare tell him.

*after telling him*

Phil: Fuck you Sarah.

Sara: EXCUSEM E????

Mark: OH SHIT

Jack: WAIT LET ME GEAB ME PIPCORN

Sam: ooOOOoOoH PHIL YOURE SO DEAAAAD

Bob: YOU DONE GOOFED

Wade: KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM

Sara: can u hear that?

Sam: no...?

Sara: exactly

Jack: U KILLED HOM???

Mark: YAAAAYYY

Sara: lol no

Sara: i tied up hus hands so he cant tyoe until his turn

Jack: atleat u did something to finally shut him iff

Mark: :)

JasmineP54: Why are you so cute?

Jack: im not

Mark: JACK IS THE CUTEST SHIT BELIEVE ME

Wade: mark im about to twll you soemthing ull die 4

Jack: dont you dare wade

Wade: jacks a sleeping cuddler

Mark: OH MY GOD NO WAY

Mark: JAAAAACCKKK UR SO CUUUUTEW

Jack: WADE WHY

Wade: BECAUSE I SHIP U 2 sO MUCH

Wade: #SEPTIPLIERAWAY

Jack: septiplier?

Mark: septiplier

Mark: i like it

Sam: what's a ship?

Sara: youre kidsing me

*after explaining it to her because im too lazy to do it myself -.-*

Sam: ooOoh

Sam: cute, i ship septiplier too because both of them are crazy dorks, they fit for each other

Jack: HeY

Sam: ;)

imtotalseptiplier: how many friends do you have in Ireland?

Jack: um... Does wads count?

Bob: no hes not irish

Jack: im friends with a guy named Daithi

Sara: r u sure buddy?

Jack: YES I HAVE REl LIFE FRIENSA DHUT IP

EmilyBell479: Do you have a youtube channel?

Jack: i dont

Jack: if i had i sould have like 0 sybscribers

Mark: BIXH PLEASE

Mark: UD VE AWESOME OK SONT SAY THAT

Sara: you have no idea

Jack: what?

Mark: what?

Bob: what?

Wade: what?

Sam: what?

Universe: what?

Sara: what?

Sara: nevermind

Sara: NEXT QUESTION

JasmineP54 : How o you feel when you texted the wrong number?. Were you embarrassed?

Jack: actually i felg happy that phil doesng remmber me but them mark said wrong numbrr and i flet disappainted

Mark: aww ;(

Jack: next quiztion pls

realgal1: Do you want mark to hold you?

Jack: oh ym god\

Jack: his voice comfotrs me just imaginw hin cuddling me

Jack: id br asleep the first seconf\

Bob: still cant believe you guys arnt together

Mark: AAAWWEEEE MY SMOL BABYYY  :'DDDD

Phil: Stop pretending you don't get comfort from me, you always sleep when I'm holding you.

Mark: WHO INVITEDD U???!?!?!?!?!>?!>!?>!

Sara: eh i was browed ^-^

Jack: yea becauae 4 once u arnt hurtin me

Mark: sara ols tie him abck up :)

Sara: nah i need drama in dias bok 

Mark: fuck u -.-

Sara: awe ily2 <3333344

Phil: So I get tied up and he gets a fucking "I love you."??? Why the fuck???

Sara: bacause he isnt some crazy maniac ewho hurtts his baby like someeno i know *cough* you *cough*\

Phil: Whatever.

EmilyBell479: Do you like like Markimoo

Sam: YAS

Bob: its obvious 

Wade: DUUUUH GURL

Phil: HE DOESN'T LIKE MARK AND NEVER WILL!

Jack: i mean.... idk rlly he sdeems like a nice guy :)

Mark: u liek meh :)

Jack: :)

realgal1: do you need help? I will come and kill phil that way you can be with markimoo.

Phil: i swear to fivking god if somone touchies me i will snap a bich

Mark: now who tects like hes drunk? :))))))))))))

Phil: Shut the fuck up, cunt.

Jack: phil pls dont speak about amrk like that :(

Phil: Shut up you worthless piece of shit.

Bob: OKAY WOW

Bob: WHY DONT YOU JUST SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE AND LET US CONTINYE THIS THING INSTED OF BRINGING PEOPLE DOWN ALL THE TIME???

Phil: just because this is the first time I'm meeting you, I am not going to snap at you.

kennedy_mansonite: Will you accept my cookies? *has tray of homemade cookies*

Jack: *comes out of trash* DID SOMEBOFY SAY COOKIES????!?!>!?!>!?!?!>!>!>?<!?

Mark: HeY I WANT 1

Jack: NUU THEYRE MINE BITCH *hugs tray of homemade cookies*

Sara: I WANT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!?!

Sam: I WANT I WANT I WANT

Jack: nUUUUUUU

Wade: i want some cookies...?

Mark: SHUT UP WADE

Jack: *evil laugh* THE COOKIES ARWE MIIIIINE

Bob: nope theyre not

Jack: WHAT WHERE DID THEY GO?

Bob: :)

Mark: bo b is one smart motherfucker

Jack: THANKS FOR THE WARNIGN 

animerush: JACKKKKKKKKKKKK WHY ARE YOU LOUD AS ALLL HOLY BALLS

Jack: THATS ME PERSONALITY M8 DONT H8 JUST REL8

Bob: LETS GO ON A D8

Mark: AFTER I MASTERB8

Sara: what the fuck mark xD

Mark: >:D

animerush: WHY DO U LOV BALLS ?

Sam: maybe becuase he sucks them evey night

Jack: WHAT THE FUCK\

Jack: WHY DOES SHE KNOWS THAT

Sam: 0:)

Sara: oke i guess thats enough for jack sorry if i missed some

Jack: aww :((

Sara: MARK YOUR TURN

Mark: BRING TI

BlackOutDrawing: Have you changed your hair 291740 billion times? Or is it still pink?

Mark: i have though of dying it bleu but i wasnt sure if jack is okey with iy

Jack: aaww mark its fine :0000

imtotalseptipliear: What are your plans on saving jack?

Mark: ... oh

Mark: i was supposed 2 have  A paln?

Jack:*facepalms*

Phil: Dumbarse

Bob: mark youre an idiot

Mark: i know :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

EmilyBell479: Do you like like Jack?

Mark: mmmmmmmmmmayyyyyyybe

Wade: MY SHIOP IS SAILKING OMFG 

Sara: MAH HEART

Wade: BRB SCREENSHOTING

Sam: you dorks are sp cute together

Pewds: YOU GUY ARE SO DATING I CaNT

Sam: uuummm.... who are you?

Sara: FELIC GET OUT OF MY FANFIC 

Pewds: BUT I LIEK IT HERE\

Sara: NU *pushes felix out*

Jack: aww :(((

Jack: he seemed like a nice guy

Mark: HE AINT STEELIN U FROM ME

Mark: *takes out rifle*

Phil: yes, because he doesn't even belong to you... Idiot.

Mark: SUT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Starwarslover81: how was when u first saw jacks face?

Mark: "okay this guy is handsome as fuck"

Jack: :DDDDDDDDD

Phil: Jack is indeed handsome, mind telling me who he belongs to?

Mark: a guy with pink hair?

Phil: stupid drunkin cunt.

kennedy_mansonite: ARE YOU READY TO MASH PHIL'S FACE IN?!?!

Mark: HELL YEEAAAHHHH

Phil: you aren't going to succeed.

Mark: well see how it goes philipy >:DDD

Sara: guess thTS it 4 marki ://

Mark: WAIT WHAT

Mark: WHY DOES JAKK= HAVE A LOT MORE???????

Jack: because i am queen

Sam: bitch i am queen

Jack: whatever you say peasant 

Sara: its wadipoos turb

hetalia3469: Can you tell us stories of jack?

Jack: huh?

Wade: stories like what?

Sara: EMBARRASING SOTIRS

Wade: well there isnt really that much...

Jack: i was a nice litlew boy :)

Wade: does him cuddling with teddy bears right now counts?

Bob: wHAT

Jack: WADEEE\

Wade: IM SORRY

Mark: AWWWWWEEE

Sam: oh yeah

Jack: SHUT UIP I ACTUALLY HAVE A TERASON

Bob: a what

Jack: a reason

Sara: whats the reaspn jackipooper?

Jack: when i was a smal baby i had asma and i couldnt cuddle with cute little teddy bears so i cuddle with themm now :))) (i know im a stalker shut up)

Sara: ugh y u be sassy 

imtotalseptiplier: Do you know about phil?

Wade: that guy ia a m-m-m-mONSTER

Phil: Wade I swear to God if you tell them what I do to you, I'll kill you.

Wade: OKAY

EmilyBell479: Shut up Wade!

Wade: oh no nto fis shit ahgian

Sam: SHUT UP WADE

Mark: SHUT UP WADE

Sara: SHUT UP WADE

Bob: SHUT UP WADE

Jack: SHUT UP WADE

Phil: SHUT UP WADE

Pewds: SHUT UP WADE

Brother: SHUT UP WADE

Family: SHUT UP WADE

America: SHUT UP WADE

Septiplier Shippers: SHUT UP WADE

Entire Fandom: SHUT UP WADE

Earth: SHUT UP WADE

Aliens: SHUT UP WADE

God: SHUT UP WADE

Universe: SHUT THE FUCK UP WADE

Wade: OKAY I GET IT

Mark: :D

realgal1: how do you feel about mark and Phil?

Wade: SEPTIPLIER AWAAAYYYYY

Sara: SEPTIPLIER IS FRWAKIN REAAALALALLALALKL

Wade: OH MEH GOD YASSAAAASSS

Sara: ITS IKE THE CUTEST SHUIP EVER OMF

Sara: THEY WEEQW MADWE4 EACHGJ OTHEWRE

Sara: sorry i just had my fangirl moment 

Phil: You basically just said you're sorry for being a creepy bitch.

Sara: GUESS WHO ISNT ANSWERING HIS QUESTIONS

Sam: PHIIILLL

Sara: I CANT HEAR YOU????!!??!?!?!?

Sam: PHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLL 

Sara: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jack: choldhood :')

Sara: thats a;ll for wadipoo

Sara: its your time bobert

Bob: go ahead

hetalia3469: Is there going to be more embarrassing stories of mark?

Mark: BOB DONT YOU EVEN DARE 

Jack: YAAAASSSS

Bob: once we went to the beach, like all the buddies (me, Mark, Matt, Danny(RIP (╥﹏╥)) & Ryan) Matt dared us to swim all the way to someplace in the ocean, Mark refused and said because "he heard rumors" but we swam there anyway. Mark stayed in the beach though. When we came back we found his trunks wet only in his crotch area...

Jack: THE LIL BABY IS SCAWED OF THE WATER

Mark: NO I ACTUALLY HEARD RUMORS AND I THOUGHT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA DIE ITS NOT MY FAULT 

Bob: yeah right

Sam: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMFGGG

Sam: IM TOTALLY SCREANSHOTING ANS TELL THE ENTIRE SCHOOL LOOOOLLLL

Sara: ew dont say that

Sam: say what

Sara: "Lol" lke ew no

Sam: wow okay

Sam: #suchhatemanywow

imtotalseptiplier: Are you going to Ireland too?

Bob: WOW

Bob: I DONT EVEN KNOW JACK ALL THA WELL

Jack: *Gasp* how dare you

Jack: Mark sweety, this American idiot is not coming to rescue me!

Mark: *gasp* BOBEEEEERRRTT

*Five minutes later*

Bob: WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID MARK GET IN HERE??

Bob: SARA??!?!?!?!>!>!?!?!?

Sara: what? jack is mark's little princess... thatsd how its supoesd tp be

Bob: SO YOU BRING MARK TO SLAP ME?!?!?!?!?!??!

Sara: yes :)

realgal1: Do you think Jack is good for Mark?

Bob: either way they are gonna become a couple so it's pointless to answer that.

Mark: dats mah man

Sam: I mean... If we can escape Phil that is

Mark: nah imma beat da shi autta 'em

Sara: oke bob thats all

Sara: sam u up bb

Jack: y u boring allofa suden?

Sara: i just wokr up and im tired a shsit but i have to update this

Sara: I HAVENTY UPDATED IN A WEEK AND THE REGRET IS KILLING ME I HOTTA DO IT FOR MY READERS

Sara: sam reeafy

imtotalseptiplier: How do you feel like when youre hitting jack?

Sam: i try my bbest to not think about it like pretend jack is my bully or something

Jack: its fine sweetheart i ratgher get hit by u then watcing u get hit :)

Mark: YOU  BETTEER BOT HIT HIM SO HARD

Sam: i try beliebe me

Mark: good

EmilyBell479: Why do you beat up your own brother?

Sam: WHAT I AAVE TO

Sam: HE TELLS ME OT

Sam: ITS NOT MY FAULT

Sam: JAXK TALL EM

Sara: read the previos chapter again abbe

Sara: thnk thats it fo r sammy

 Sam: THATS IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sam: ALL QUISTIONS ABOUTME BROTHER??

Jack: i told u.... i am queen

Sam: shut up douche bag

Sara: phil is left but for causing so much trouble he aint snwering em

BlueRainbowUnicorn1: DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A BAD TIME??!!

Jack: *sniff sniff* DO I SMELL UNDERTALE?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sam: under what?\

Mark: ah yes

Mark: undertale

Mark: that game haunts me

Jack: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?!??!?!

Jack: I AM THE KING OF UNDERTALE

Mark: AND I AM THE KING OF FNAF

Jack: THE MOVIE IS COMING OUT

Mark: IDK MAYBE ILL BE THE MAIN CHARACTER

Jack: YAAAAAASSSS

Sara: IM EXIITREEEDDDDDAWDJBZLKSJNMD

BlackOutDrawing: WHYYYY DO YOU HURT MY SMOL BB?

Jack: *whisper* nobody knooooooooowwss

realgal1: I WILL HURT YOU IF YOU TOUCH JACK ONE MORE TIME!

Sam: not exactly a question

Jack: awwee they sll care about me <23333

imtotalseptiplier: Can you stop hurting jack? :(

EmilyBell479: Why do you hurt Jack?

realgal1: Are you ready for Mark to beat the **** out of you!?!?!?

kennedy_mansonite: Have you had a past of aggression? Or anger issues?

Jack: nah he only beat me up... hes nice to everyone who doesnt knwo me

Sara: thats it for philipy, my turn

FlashFlight: What gave you the idea to write this book like this?

Sara: well i LOVE the book No Homo by louvinglouis and i always wanted to write kind of the same thoing so i thought septiplier will be awesome for this

imtotalseptiplier: Any recommensations on books?

Sara: READ NO HOMO ITS SO DAMN FUNNY its okay idf you dontknow the ship ITS AWESOME

EmilyBell479: Your so good at books! How!!??

Sara: idk i have a huge imagination i guess

Sara: and im not good at writing wtf 

Sara: i love the ideas of my stories but im horrible at writing

realgal1: Do you plan on making any other Septiplier stories?

Sara: nah i think ive got enough... 

Sara: i mean 3 dtories are finw

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hopw u enjoyed sorry it ended bad im kindof in a rush

AGAIN IM SO DAMN SORRY :((((((

rip Daniel

thank you for the questions :DD