One peaceful day, at the SSS Mansion, Mario and Luigi were out shopping when a letter came from the sky by a Toad-like Saucer.

Me: Vhat the hell is this?

I read the letter.  It said:

"Muhahahaha!! Guess what, SSS Mansion residents...I've finally developed the ultimate weapon! In three days, I'll start a war against this world. Think you can prepare so you can beat me? Ahahahaha!!  And two women want their revenge!  Show this to the Mario Bros., as well!  As for the identity of the two women: they like this word a lot: DESTROY!

                                                                                                                     Signed,                                                                                                                                                                                   Dr. Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik

PS: This is my last evil act before I go legit, so kill the two women, but spare me, please."

As soon as I finished the letter, Mario and Luigi came inside, and when they looked at the letter...

Mario: The Shroobs-a!  I thought-a we got-a rid of them all back in the past-a!

Luigi: Well, here-a we go again-a!

Comet: What are we going to do?

Me: VEE PRACTICE UNTIL THEY ARE READY TO SHOW THEIR UGLY MUGS!  Comet, prepare for training!  Bring your dad along!  He needs to see you aren't hurt!

InfiniteTheEdge: Way ahead of you!  Let's go!

*sfx: "'E.G.G.M.A.N.' by Paul Shortino" plays*

(Meanwhile...)

Dr. Eggman: So, ladies, where were we?

Princess Shroob: *gibberish* (We were talking about what to use for our fuel station in Viridian Forest.  Bug-Types, perhaps?)

Elder Princess Shroob: Good idea, sis!  But if we run out, we could use trainers.

Dr. Eggman: That's too barbaric!  Use the Pikachus for electricity!   And send them Pokemon food so you can have them around for a long time!  They need fuel, too!

Elder Princess Shroob: Economic and thoughtful!  Thanks for the idea, Mr. Ivo!

Dr. Eggman: If anyone asks whose idea it was, tell them it was both of you!  *chuckles*

(Well, they found a good way to power their UFOs...This is bad!)

Viger: Antasma hopes to see you guys when he sees you guys, and as always, toodles!