Boom Shadow : welcome to my Ted talk were I'm right your wrong today we are talking about if ALL the Sonic's are thots yes yes they are and starting with boom bitch sonic you are a pain in the ass kinda thot you make asses quiver in fear from how much of a pain you are

Boom sonic : we'll fuck you too 😒

Boom shadow : anyways next sonic is scientist villain sonic you are a smart menace kinda thot you can probably make sex toys that torture people that are masochists you kinda scare me because you survived in your au while other me in that au died so you kinda scare me on that part but never the less you are still a fucking thot you smart bitch

Scientist villain sonic : 😏 I'm glad I scare you

Boom shadow : moving on we have- oh gosh I- what the fuck WHY IS THERE A MARIA SONIC IN HERE

Maria/sonic au : hi 😊

Boom shadow : o-oh you must me the au where other me couldn't handle your death so he used sonic as a Maria to make Maria alive again uh you aren't a thot you are sweet....if you are ever in trouble I will literally lay down my life for you and will murder everyone for you

Sonic/Maria au : huh? What did you say?

Boom shadow : nothing nothing maybe you should leave I think that would be better if you don't hear what I'm going to say about sonic

Maria/sonic : oh okay! 😊 bye then

Maria/sonic has left the ted talk

Boom shadow : oh thank goodness I wasn't about to talk shit about them I love them so much 🥹 but anyways next thot up is awwww not another one gosh why sweetheart no honey 🥺

Victim collector sonic : it's not that bad I mean I do collect skin and my shadow makes them into ribbons for him to dance with and he makes me watch as I cry from the guilt knowing what I have do-

Boom shadow : sweetheart you are beautiful

Victim collector sonic : 🥹

Boom sonic : ugh 😒

Scientist villain sonic : jealous much

Boom sonic : I- I'm not jealous I don't care like why would I care I don't even care it's like whatever it's just complementing I'm fine not jealous or mad your jealous not me

Scientist villain sonic : 😏 yeah sure okay I'll believe you for now

Boom sonic : I'm not jealous

Scientist villain sonic : okay whatever makes you sleep at night in that trash shack you live in

Boom sonic : shut it 😠

Scientist villain sonic : 😏 fine I will for now

Boom shadow : okay here is a actual thot yandere sonic you are a fucking simp kinda thot you would kill if any shadow told you to do it

Yandere sonic : 🥰

Boom shadow : okay simp we have another thot chaotic family sonic damn spread those legs for literally any shadow that tells you it

Chaotic family sonic : 😘

Yandere sonic : 😒 hoe

Chaotic family sonic : 🙄 bitch

Boom shadow : okay we have no you are a sonic that needs love

Candy zombie sonic : oh thank you 🍭

Boom shadow : no problem sweetie and for the final one is every sonic that isn't a sweetheart or a sweetie so every sonic you are a thot now fight to the death I guess we'll that's the end of my ted talk where I'm right your wrong

Boom sonic : but wait aren't we all single

Boom shadow : yes you are painfully single that it's just sad to look at you at this point you are all single thots kinda I mean boom sonic you were literally in Amy's whole thing

Boom sonic : I regret that very much it felt toxic kinda I mean she didn't even let me like another girl

Boom shadow : yeah your right you aren't her boyfriend so what's her problem

Boom sonic : I don't know actually what is her problem

Boom shadow : anyways now we finally end the Ted talk no more questions because I'm right your wrong

Boom sonic : but-

Boom shadow : NO MORE QUESTION BITCH

boom sonic : 🥲

And with that boom shadow's Ted talk is now over thanks for coming to boom shadow's Ted talk where he is right and your wrong and all sonic's are thots