Logan : that's it , I'm leaving .
Virgil : no please don't -
Logan : and I'm taking the brain cell with me .
Virgil: NO BUDDY PLEASE !!!!
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Logan : you kidnapped Leslie Odom Jr? That's illegal !
Janus : but Logan , what's more illegal , briefly inconveniencing Leslie Odom Jr , or destroying sander sides ?
Logan : kidnapping Leslie Odom Jr , Janus !
Roman : Logan listen , whatever I may think of you right now these guys are counting on you to inspire them .
Logan : what , to kidnap people ?
Roman : to work together
Logan : to kidnap people ?!
Remus : mr Thomas's brain , we all agreed a celebrity is not a people .
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Roman, singing by a well : someday my prince will come -
Remus , from the bottom of the well : NO HE WON'T
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Patton : * pick up Virgil *
Virgil , instantly regresses because he feels small : papa! Wan tink and milk !
Patton : aww , I got a baby ! Of course , baby bat , we'll have a nice day together .
Virgil : yay!
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Remus : * hands Janus a baby snake *
Janus : what is this ?
Remus : I got you a friend .
Janus , with heart eyes : I love them and I will give my life for theirs .
Remus: I've named he Juno
Janus : I will die for Juno .
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Remus : which are u
Logan : wine mom
Patton : beer dad
Janus: or vodka aunt
Virgil : I'm an orange juice grandma
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Thomas : sorting hat quizzes be like
Virgil : how do you brush your teeth ?
Roman : A. Bravely
Patton : B. While making a sandwich
Logan : C. While reading a book
Janus : D. I'm a snake
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Logan : job interviews, did you mean , advance lying .
Virgil : small talk , did you mean normal lying .
Roman : the concept of the self , did you mean , secret lying .
Janus : don't call me out like this .
Patton : a to-do list did you mean aspirational lying .
Janus: what did I just say !
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Logan : I'm home !
Patton : you're early
Logan : that's because I've adopted multiple kittens with the aid of my students today .
Patton : softie
Logan : I won't deny that . Just look at them ! They're all cute in their own ways !
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Remus : hey , snabe , how you doing ?
Janus : exhausted
Remus : well , I have a pick -me -up !
Janus : is it your penis ?
Remus : no, well, yes , but I also brought you tea .
Janus : how charming . This is exactly why I married you .
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