Johnny: * gives Jason a present * happy father's day

Jason: thank you Johnny * opens up the present only to see that inside was a rolled up pice of toilet paper* .... Why?

Johnny: here's why KATE!!!

Kate: * runs over and punches Jason in the nose causing him to bleed *

Jason: OW!!! * Using the toilet paper to stop the bleeding *

Johnny: there now you have a reason to use it * runs away *

Kate: sorry dad * runs away *

Jason: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!