I'm so tiered of seeing Sakura Flopuno on wattpad. Lmao, if you guys read my books that are Naruto related, you would know that I will roast that ho at any given time. Now I know, there are Sakura fans out there who sees her as this great and awesome girl, but frankly she isn't, in my eyes.

Don't get me wrong, I used to be all about her in the first season. Like when she cut her hair, I was like, "Yaaaaas bitch! Character change!" however, that never happened. Well, it did, but not as much as you expected for it to be, ya know? It's like watching season two of SAO. That's right, shots fired.

Now, let's get back on track to the Sakura stories. Again, I knoooooow it's their story and they can do whatever the hell they want, but holy shit, the amount of creativity and unoriginal stories made for her is surprising.

For instance, when she has to time travel to save the past or she was so disliked that she wanted revenge. She does that by joining the Akatsuki... biiiiitch, why would the Akatsuki need you for? All you do is proclaim your undying love to Sasuke. Not to mention when you tried to pretend to be like him for a spit second just to kill him but failed miserably. How can you love someone who didn't love you back for all those years?! Your coochie is done! That dick that you never got is too fucking bomb right?

Oh! What about those stories when she falls for one of the Akatsuki members? It doesn't make sense. Realistically, they never met unless it was fight to the death. There was no introductions, just jutsus. So where exactly are these ships coming from?

Honestly, in that entire anime, Sakura is worthless when it comes to battle, so idk why she even tries to fight (hint: the shinobi war). The only use Sakura has is to heal and defend. She can't really play offensively and though she can think of strats, they aren't really implemented in any way because they use the other shinobi's battle strat instead, which Sakura is just the "nod and agree" kind of person.

I mean, in the end, she unlocked her seal just to be a housewife. Sakura, wtf?! I gave her sooooo many chances, I really did, but in the end, she just disappointed me. I tried to love her, but I can't. I mean, even Hinata had a character change and it turned out nice, even though I can't forgive her big boobed ass for changing her personality when they fought Pein, thus killing my baby Neji. You better watch out Hinata, I like you and all, but you better get ready to play baseball, cause you're about to catch these hands.

Anywho, I don't believe Sakura can ever become stronger, since she has already reached her peek. Sakura is and will always be named worthless to me because she just doesn't add up as a character. In all honesty, if she wasn't in the anime, then it would have been more bearable to watch instead of groaning in annoyance when her face showed even the tinest of screen time. Smh, I can't, Sakura Flopuno... Fight me at pax.