*Comedian's microphone materializes out of thin air*

Me: Is this thing on?  *Taps the mic*  BUUUZZZ!  Good enough for me..!  

Me: So, what's the deal with maple syrup?  You're drinking tree sap!  Which is technically a tree's life's blood!  Which makes you a tree vampire!  How does that work?!  dgyejfgydjebhg!

(Thank you for reading one of my less-deep thoughts..!)