me: hey guys! i have great news!

toriel: ooooo, wat is it!?

me: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

frisk: really!? :0

me: ye!

chara: who is it!?

me: @Weegeeboi ;3

jane: yay!

clockwork: i'm happy for you! :3

ben: but i thought you had a boyfriend :|

me: oh, him? i dumped him over the weekend

jane: lol XD

clockwork: XXD

slender: congratulations, child

me: thank you, slendy!

masky: congrats

hoodie: :3

toby: ^w^

jeff: *cough cough* lesb-

me: *turns around* EXCUSE ME!??

jane and clockwork: *grabs a table* WHAT WAS THAT?!

ben: *sniggers* somebody bout to get REKT

jeff: IT WAS NOTHING! shut up midget elf...

me: good

jane: me and clockwork are on to you.... >:T

ben: XD

zelda: well i wish you a very happy relationship :3

me: thx! ^w^