Bigby: *Glances around, narrowing his eyes* Where the fuck am I...?

Dabi: *comes out of one of the buildings* Jesus, this place keeps changing- *looks at Bigby* Great...you a new character or something? 

Bigby: *looks at Dabi, raising an eyebrow* What? 

Dabi: Oh, not an OC, got it. Just a character Author-Chan likes, I guess *looks through phone* 

Bigby: Uh...what is this place? 

Dabi: It's...Think of it like a city, I guess. It's been kinda dead for a while, but perhaps Author-Chan will bring life to it. Anyway, what's your name, Wolverine? 

Bigby: It's Bigby. Bigby Wolf, I'm the Sheriff of Fabletown. 

Dabi: *freezes* ...Bigby? 

Bigby: Yeah, that's what I said 

Dabi: *looks around, slightly worried* ...You should hide 

Bigby: Is that a threat?

Dabi: No, you dumb dog, I'm trying to help you. I just got her updated 'Simp' list, and you're at the fucking top. Do you know what that means? 

Bigby: I have no idea what the hell you're talking about 

Dabi: Fuck, of course not *tries to push him into a building* Just go in here, she's going to find you...

Bigby: *keeps his ground* Who's coming? Whoever it is, I can handle it 

Dabi: No, the fuck you can't. She'll-

Author-Chan: Ahhhhhhhhhhh, it's good to be back! 

Dabi: Shit...

Bigby: *glances at her* ...Is she the one I should be scared of? 

Dabi: She may not look like much, but she's a fucking beast. Do you like your dick? 

Bigby: ...What? 

Dabi: Just fucking trust me, if you don't want anything falling off, fucking go! 

Author-Chan: *Sees Dabi talking to someone* Hey, Dabi! I'm sorry I've been gone, how's it been? 

Dabi: Fuck... *tries to stand in front of Bigby* Hey...It's been fine, I guess. You have a bad habit of leaving. 

Author-Chan: Heh, yeah, sorry...I just haven't had any ideas, ya know? But I've been getting some ideas from-

Bigby: *walks around Dabi* Hey, you. Are you some criminal? 

Dabi: *whisper yells* The fuck you doing?!

Author-Chan: ...

Bigby: Well? *crosses arms* 

Author-Chan: ... *turns around and clears throat before looking at him* I'm not a criminal, but I could steal your heart~ 

Bigby: ...What? 

Dabi: *facepalms* 

Author-Chan: Sorry, sorry, corny, but I can't help it around hotties like you *takes a step closer* Mmmm, I'm gonna have some fun..~ 

Bigby: Sorry, sweetheart, not interested 

Author-Chan: Oh, that's okay...But you will be, with time. And consent, of course, consent is always important *pats his shoulder* I'll see you in the future, Bigby~ *giggles before walking off* 

Bigby: ...What was-

Dabi: She wants to fuck you. 

Bigby: ...Um..

Dabi: She probably has a new fucking character, damnit... *walks away, grumbling* She didn't even fucking finish the damn Dispatch chapter... 

Bigby: ...What the hell did I get myself into? 

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Soooooooooo, I got into twau, and Bigby is just...He looks so goooood :p