Koy: *inhale* Author-Chan...

Author-Chan: Hm? Yeah? 

Koy: ...What's your type? 

Author-Chan: My...type?

Koy: Yes. Your type. In men. 

Author-Chan: Well...Probably someone tall-

Koy: Wrong. 

Author-Chan: What? What do you mean 'wrong'? 

Koy: Hmmm, let's see: 

Usopp is 5'9 

Author-Chan: ...Okay but-

Koy: 

Levi is 5'3. 

Author-Chan: *huffs* Okay, someone who's kind-

Koy:

Levi again, 

Bigby

Shane

Monty

Spinner 

Gyutaro

Author-Chan: Okay! Um...Fit? I like fir guys-

Koy: Nope.

Shane, again, 

Fat-

Author-Chan: Na na na na! I like how Fatgum looks fit! (But not judging anyone in his bigger form, he's still beautiful of course) 

Koy: Hmph, okay...

But you see my point? You have no type. 

Author-Chan: ...Well it's not MY fault so many people are likeable! Besides, at least I know I like guys! 

Koy: ... *raises an eyebrow* Is that right? 

Author-Chan: Tch, yes, it is. Most of my-

Koy: Most. 

Author-Chan: ...What? 

Koy: You said most, meaning there's some girls you like. 

Author-Chan: ...Okay, name one then-

Koy: 

How about Panam? Hm? 

Author-Chan: I...Well...

Koy: And when you were first watching JJK

You liked Maki 

Author-Chan: Ehhh...I don't I should count JJK crushes...I mean yeah it's 2018 I was 14, buuuuut it's not caught up so it feels weird. 

Koy: Hm...True tue. 

So what about Rhea? 

Author-Chan: Okay THAT'S not fair, everyone likes Rhea! 

Koy: I'm not wrong tho. My point still stands. 

Author-Chan: W-well...I like dominant-

Koy: 

Usopp

Twice

Author-Chan: He-

Koy: He's subby. No doubt. 

Tamaki 

Do you want me to keep going? 

Author-Chan: ...Fine. FINE! I don't have a type, okay?! Hmph! 

Koy: Exactly. You just find everyone attractive. 

Author-Chan: The world is full of beautiful people! What do you want me to do? NOT find them beautiful?!

Koy: Maybe just...You know, stop liking general things and find specific stuff. Otherwise, you'll have trouble liking just one person 

Author-Chan: I'm sure I'll find someone! I just...Don't have a preference...