Eth: *lives on a street that's one half our school, one half neighboring other school*
Eth: *comes into Algebra with bruising under his left eye and scratches next to it*
Everyone in Class: Eth, what happened?
Eth: I was playing street hockey last night with the teens in the neighboring school, and I ended up getting into a fist-fight with the captain of the other school's hockey team.
Everyone: Okay.
20 Minutes Later
Everyone in Class: Hey Eth, what happened?
Eth: Okay, the next time someone, who's already asked me what happened, asks me again, I'm gonna tell 'me I went boxing, butt naked!!
Class: *bursts into laughter*
Aur: Where'd you get THAT from?!
Teacher: Oh dear...
Eth: What?
Teacher: "Butt naked boxing" sounds like naked wrestling, but that's not wrestling.
Class: *riots*