Math Yesterday

Don: There were Vocal Ensemble try-outs since we're getting this *cough*strict*cough* new teacher after Spring Break.
Teacher: Oh yeah? Did'ja pass?
Don: I-I don't know! I sang Sinatra, she glared at me, then went "Next kid".
Teacher: You sang Sinatra?
Don: Yeah. We got to pick our own songs.
Teacher: ...Could we get a demo?
Don: *sings Frank Sinatra's You Make Me Feel So Young* *sounds JUST LIKE HIM LIKE HIS VOICE WAS AS VELVETY AS FRANK'S IS*
Everyone: 0o0
Senior: Don quick question.
Don: *turns around*
Senior: You single?
Don: *chuckles* Whoa boi! Whoa! I like you like a friend!
Senior: *laugh* Dude, I have a girlfriend anyways.
Don: But yeah, I'm single.
Senior: Have you ever had a girlfriend or boyfriend?
Don: Nope. Been single all my life.
Senior: First kiss?
Don: ....No...
Senior: *Teacher*, can I just- yeah, I'm gonna- I have my wallet right here, so I'm gonna... *pulls wallet from pocket and walks up to Teacher* Thank you *Teacher*.
Teacher: You're welcome...?
Senior: *pulls dollar from wallet* *turns around and slams hands on Don's desk* THAT IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING LIE YOU'VE EVER SAID!! THERE IS NO WAY IN FUCKING HELL THAT YOU, A MAN OF MANY TALENTS, HAS NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP OR HAD A FIRST KISS, SO DON'T LIE AND GIVE ME A RAFT OF SHIT!! *turns and faces Teacher* *puts dollar in Teacher's hand* Peace be with you *Teacher*. *walks back to desk* 
Teacher: What's the dollar for?
Senior: I said four curse words, 25 cents per curse in the curse jar. Ta da, a dollar.
Don: *shrinking in his seat* *smallest voice* I...wasn't....lying...though...