I JUST ATE A WASSABI PEA AND LIKE WTF

IT WAS BURNING MY TONGUE AT THE STAKE THEN THE TASTE OF THE PEA CAME IN AND THE BURNING JUST STOPPED IT JUST STOPPED COMPLETELY LIKE WTF NO IF YOU'RE GONNA BURN MY MOUTH COMPLETELY, COMMIT!!!

I'M CONFUSED NOW
WHY DID A PEA DO THAT
WHAT POWERS DO THE PEA HAVE
WHEN DID YOU JUST DECIDE "Nope I'm done burning"
HOW THE FUCK CAN A PEA DO THAT SHIT
WHO GAVE THAT PEA THE RIGHT