Algebra
Teacher: *out sick*
66% of our Class: *out sick*
Remaining 10 Kids (well 9, minus me): Holy crap, you're not dead!
Me: Why is everyone saying that?!
Don: So Dyl got a chest cold which turned into bronchitis, which landed him in the hospital-
Eth: And Chr got a head cold, which turned into a chest cold, which turned into bronchitis, which landed him in the hospital.
Jaq: And as you can see, 7 peoples-worth of stupid, us 3 girls, and no Chr today.
Don: And Dyl wasn't in Bio today either.