D'ya remember how I said that I'd have a boyfriend by January 1, 2017.

Yeah, about that....

The cuddling was as close as we got!! He kept talking about how he was done chasing one girl, and how he wanted to find the right girl last night, and have a New Years Kiss with her. Meanwhile, I'm sitting in the exact same room with half of my mind going "Go tell him how you feel!" and the other half going "Whoa, wait!! What the fuck?! No stop don't!!" and that battle's going on in my head, leaving me with this urge to say "Fuck!!" aloud. (I didn't tho)

And my friends and I (6 boys and 2 girls) were standing in his and his sister's  office, and someone asked "Why are you all clumped in here?" and one for said "We're just single bros and hoes, talking about how...lonely life is." and another guy said "So any taken bros and hoes should walk out of here!"

There went one guy and THE OTHER GIRL!!! I stood there while two of the guys were starting at me. Like:
Guy: Taken hoes goes.
Me: I'm not. I've been single for 16 years.
Guy 2: How old are you?
Me: 16. To make this comparison: "I'm more of a virgin than Mary will ever dream of being."
HS Crush: *laughs* That is, I think, the BEST comparison ever!!
Guy: There's no way you're THAT much of a virgin. First kiss?
Me: Nope. Not yet. And that just filled in the rest of your questions like "Ever had a boyfriend?","Ever smashed?", cuz dude, I haven't even had my first kiss yet!!

And I still haven't....