Thursday
Family: When Bella and Kimchi go, we're getting a Maine Coon.
Mom and Me: *looking at videos of Maine Coons*
Mom: *sees a video about Ragdolls* "Ragdolls"? What the fuck are "Ragdolls"?
Me: A cat.
Mom: *clicks the video*
Me: I've been saying that Bella is a muted calico/Ragdoll mix for years!
Mom: I think you're high.
Video: "They are called "Ragdolls" because of their notable way of going limp when you pick them up, just like an actual ragdoll!"
Me: *picks up Bella*
Bella: *goes limp in my arms*
Mom: She just doesn't want you to hold her.
Video: "Unlike most cats, who sprawl out on their side when relaxed, the Ragdoll has a unique way of showing its calm demeanor."
Nurse In Video: "When the Ragdoll is completely calm, they will lay on their back with their paws up in the air."
*THONK*
Bella: *lays down and hits her head on the ground as she's rolling over* *lays on her back*
Mom: Okay, maybe she is part Ragdoll...
Video: "The Ragdolls have a very relaxed and calm attitude for the majority of the day."
Me and Mom: *has flashbacks of when Bella has been psychotic all day*
Mom: Yup! Nope! That's not her!