And this happened while I was FaceTiming them too!!

Him: Yeah-
His mom: *walks in* Jay?
Him: Yeah?
Him mom: I'm running your dad back to the office since they want him to work late tonight, and I'm stopping at the store in the way back. Do you think you guys need anything?
Other Friend: I'm good. You?
Him: A social life, a love life. I have a list of things, but they're all nontangable.
Me and Other Friend: Saaaame!!!
His mom: FYI, your social life is sitting right next to you and is on the phone, and your love life is on the phone.
Him: M-mom!!!
Other Friend: *roars*
Me: *trying to hide a snicker*
His mom: I'm not kidding about either of them. (for the longest time, his mom has always been like "She'd be the right girl for him" towards me!!)
Other Friends: *riots*
Him: Mom I think you need to check Amazon because I'm pretty sure your shipping had been cancelled!!
Me: *bursts into laughter* I'M USING THAT!!
His mom: But you two would be so cu-
Me: Okay Mrs. *, I think we got it!!
Him: Dad's gonna be late mom!! *under his breath* Please go.
Other Friend: I-I can't b-breathe!!