LAB TIME

Don, Dyl, Eth, Jul, Me, and Wil: *doing a lab*
Eth: Okay, so I have the .2 water and the yeast in the test tube, what's next?
Me: Cap it with a cork and shake it.
Don: *grabs a cork* Here Eth, can I shake it since you poured it?
Eth: *pulls test tube away* You just want to shake it since you work at a bar!
Don: Well that too-
Eth: No!
Dyl: You made a mess when you dumped it in!
Jul: Eth, you're gonna drop it! Just give it to him!
Eth: That doesn't give him the automatic rights to shake this shit anyways!
Don: *reaches for the test tube*
Eth: *pulls it away from Don*
Don: ETH, GIVE ME THAT TEST TUBE!!
Eth: HELL NO!!
Don: I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL RUB YOUR KNEE IN A SEXUAL WAY IF YOU DON'T GIVE IT BACK!!
Eth: AND I WILL ENJOY EVERY MINUTE OF IT!!
Don: *violently rubs Eth's knee*
Eth: *pulls his sweatpants down with one hand* (he had shorts on underneath)
Me: Get a room you two!!
Dyl: *whispers* What the fuck...? *out loud* Why am I in the middle of this shitshow?!?!?
Jul, Wil, and Me: *laughing hysterically*
Don: *looks at Dyl*
Dyl: ...Don't-
Don: Threesome?