My Stepdad didn't do it either

hAMILTON DAFUQ

(it's named Hamilton, not after the musical, but after its IRL twin: Con's fat, tabby lap cat, "Hamilton".

....who is named after the musical along with his other two cats, "Teej", a Siamese that neVER STOPS MEOWING OHMAHLORD named after Thomas Jefferson (TJeff), who in Con's word, also "talked an equal amount, if not, more than Teej....other than Alexander.", and a little kitten named "Peggy" who tries to get into everything she sees.