(This might involve a bit of adult words)

Soap: did you see the caged dog?

Ghost: big geezer, if he barks, shoot him and repo quickly- don't get compromised

Soap: you are stone cold, Simon.

Ghost: what has two legs and bleeds?

Soap: don't tell me...

Ghost: half a dog.

Soap: I asked you not to tell me.

I love soap and ghost.