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This is kind of a weird-okay nope, a REALLY weird dream I had last night
People: (if I say "People", I'm now referring to everyone)
Me, Ale, Jak, Noa, Lyn, Bee, his gf, unknown dude (maybe Bee's gf's brother), Lex
People: *sitting in a circle*
People: *playing a weird version of Spin The Bottle (like it was an arrow board with three groups: "Your Sibling", "Your Crush", And "Your Friend")
Bee: *spins arrow* *lands on "Your Crush"*
Bee: Easy 'nough.
Bee and his Gf: *kiss*
Lyn: Alright, Ruthie, your turn.
Me: *spins* Knowing my luck, it's not gonna be easy- *lands on "Your Friend"*
Me: *looks at Bee, who's pouting* Get it done and over with?
Bee: Give me a second to be pissed!
Me: The sooner we do this, the sooner it's done.
Bee: I know...
His GF: I won't be mad, Bee.
Bee: I know...just... *sighs* wHY DOES THIS GAME HAVE TO BE FRICKIN DIFFICULT??
Noa: Okay, on "Go", you both go. Ready?
Bee: No, but oh well.
Noa: Eenie, meenie, miney...GO!!
Bee and Me: *quick peck*
Bee and Me: 13 YEAR OLD ME WOULD BE FEELING GREAT, BUT 17 YEAR OLD ME IS LIKE "WHYYY???"!!!
People: *laughs*
Bee: Okay Ale, your turn.
Ale: *spins* *lands on "Your Sibling"*
Jak and Noa: *back up*
Ale: *hangs his head* *slowly looks at Jak and Noa* Which one of ya is doin it?
Jak: No way man! I ain't that gay!
Noa: I am.
Ale: What-
Noa: *grabs Ale and kisses him*
Bee: *whispers* Not gonna lie, glad to be an only child right now.
Noa: *parts and sits back down*
Ale: *looks traumatized*
Lyn: Ale, ya okay?
Me: Babe?
Ale: *looks at Noa* YOU SHOULDN'T FUCKING FEEL LIKE HER WHEN YOU KISS!! THAT SHIT AIN'T FUCKIN RIGHT!!
Noa: *to Ale* YA DON'T THINK I'M NOT FREAKING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW?? I MAY HAVE BEEN HEAD-FIRST INTO IT, BUT THE ENTIRE TIME, I WAS LIKE "IT'S NOT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER!! IT'S RYAN REYNOLDS!! IT'S NOT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER!! IT'S NOT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER!! IT'S NOT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER!! IT'S FUCKING DEADPOOL!!"
People: *laughing*
Me: *looks at Bee* Yeeaah, nevermind. I thought we had the most traumatic!
Ale: ...Everyone lives another day if they promise to pretend that *motions to him and Noa* THIS never happened, as well as vow that what happens here, stays here!
People: Cross my heart!/ Swear to God!/ Promise!
People: ...
Lex: Wait, so why Ryan Reynolds?
Noa: Have you NOT seen that man?? He's sculpted like a Greek God!!
People: *nodding*
Lyn: Fair.
Lex: Now I see why.
Bee's GF: Good point.
Me: Valid reason.
Ale: *still traumatized* Goodbye whatever ounce of innocence I had left...
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