I do not wish this bug upon anyone

Not even my worst enemy

I've gotten over the whole "sick to my stomach" bit and "throwing up" part

But my body still feels like i need to throw up

Or cough

Or go into a dry heave

Or I'm having a panic attack

But my heart is racing and I feel queasy like my mind is saying "DONT YOU FUCKING THINK ABOUT THROWING UP"

Do I have pneumonia?

Do I have whooping cough?

Do I have this damn flu?

JUST LET ME COUGH DAMMIT