5 and a half hours

I was just on the phone for 5 and a half hours with Kay

At 4 Hours, it went like this:

Me: Okay, we're gonna have to wrap this up now. G'bye-
Kay: Wait, I have some boy drama!
Me: Oh wait! I do too! But what's yours?
Kay: Okay so-
*30 Minutes Later*
Me: Okay...what do I do if I have a boyfriend and the hots for my Geometry teacher?
The: *barges into Kay's room* How the fuck is that phone not dead- Oh, I can answer that one! *takes phone out of Kay's hand*
The: But it'll cost ya~
Kay: THEEEE!!
Me: The, look, I'm broke, and-
The: I don't want money! I want...I want advice. I want this to be an advice-for-advice exchange. I tell you how to get over your Geometry teacher-
Me: I tell yooouu...?
The: *shuts door (I assume his bedroom door)* So there's this girl that I've been friends with since March. People say that she kinda likes me and I...kinda l-like her, and H-Homecoming is next weekend, and you asked Ale to Prom, and I heard through the grapevine that you asked Ale to Homecoming, so if you're coming tomorrow, can you h-help me figure out a way to a-ask her to Homecoming...?
Me: Gladly!
The: *sighs* Thank you.
The: *walks back into Kay's room and gives her the phone* Here. Still don't know how the fuck this thing's not dead yet.