This also happened yesterday

Me and Dad: *at surf shop*
Me: *wants to get Ale a hoodie*
All Hoodies: *are $30 or more*
Dad: Sorry Bug. I'm not gonna pay 30 bucks for a hoodie for a guy who you've been dating for 2 months-
Me: 4 months-
Dad: Regardless. No.
Me: Okay.

20 Minutes Later
In Line At Store
Dad: Are ya mad at me?
Me: No.
Dad: Okay.

In Food Lion
Dad: Are you still mad at me?
Me: I was never mad.
Dad: Okay.

20 Minutes Later
In Dairy Queen
Dad: Are ya mad at me?
Me: No. Okay, I give off this...look that makes people go "Why are you looking at me like that?" or "What's wrong?" or "Are you mad at me?" that makes me go "I'm just looking at you.". I tell Mom I have Resting Bitch Face, but she doesn't believe me, and it's not RBF like I look pissed, more like I look disappointed or upset.
Dad: Okay.

2 Hours Later
At Home
Dad: You aren't mad about the hoodie thing, are you?
Me: ...No.
My Brain: Okay dude, I haven't been! But if you so dearly sweet mother Mary father Godly Sonny Jesus want me to be, ask me again!! Cuz that'll really piss me off!!