This happened last night

Phone Call
Me: So 'nough bout me. How you been?
Dad: Actually, before we move onto me, I have one last question.
Me: Yeah?
Dad: Exactly how long have you and Ale been together?
Me: Let see, today's the 7th, so in 16 days, it'll be 2 months.
Dad: Wow, kept that man for nearly 2 months. Proud of ya.
Me: Thanks.
Dad: 'Nother question. Have you two...kissed yet?
Me: ...D'ya want me to be raw honest or sugar-coated honest?
Dad: I'd prefer raw honesty.
Me: Yeah, at Prom we did. I have photographic evidence of the first one, and Stepdad was a witness of the 5th one.
Dad: 5?! HOLY BALLS!!
Me: Yeah...
Dad: Yep..
Me: So...
Dad: I just realized something: If you look like me, and you've had this boy for nearly 2 months, then I must be a lady-killer!!
Me: Dad... if it's taken me 16 years to get my first boyfriend, you shouldn't- don't get too excited.
Dad's Roommate: *laughing* OOOO SHIT!!!
Me: *giggling*
Dad's Roommate: Dude, I've NEVER seen your jaw so dropped before!!!
Dad: Well now I know where you got your sass from.
Me: *laughing* W-Where?
Dad: YOUR AUNT!!
Dad's Roommate: *still laughing* TOO FUCKIN TRUE!!! (he's my cousin's dad)