Stepdad and Me: *goes to thrift store to pick up record player*
Me: *gets out of truck*
Me: *steps on edge of sewer hole and foot slips, going under truck*
Me: *limps around store*
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Me: *in bed of pick up helping worker get record player in bed*
Me: *pinches finger under table lid*
Me: That smart a bit...
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Me: *helping mom carry HEAVY record table into house*
Me: *pinches thumb joint in between record table and doorway*
Me: *whispers* Fuuuuck!!
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Mom: *looking at hand* Can you move your thumb?
Me: *moves thumb* At least it's not broken.

MY HAND HURTS SO FUCKING BAD!!! I WANNA SCREAM!!!