Algebra
Tis: Eth, c'mere.
Eth: *turns around* Why?
Tis: I wanna do your nails.
Eth: What? No!
Tis: C'mon, please?!
Eth: 10 bucks.
Me: *fishes 10 dollar bill out of wallet* It's crisp, it's real, and it's clean!
Eth: ...
Lil: A dollar per finger and you get the money.
Eth: Fine Tis-
Me: Wait, postpone this 'til tomorrow, you let me bring my gel eyeliner pen, and it be for 25, not 10?
Eth: No. We do the nails or nothin.
END OF CLASS
Me: Dude, I just realized, you have the longest eyelashes ever!
Eth: I know.
Tis: Can I put mascara on you tomorrow?
Eth: No! That shit'll hurt my eyelids like hell!
Me: Dude, your eyelashes are long enough, we won't even need to go by your eyelids.
Eth: ...
Tis: *whispering* Please?
Eth: Fine. 20 bucks, I do the mascara *looks at me* AND the gel eyeliner.
Me: Cool-
Lil: Wait a minute. *pulls out black lace choker with black pearls and black beads* Wear this for an additional 10? It's just going from 5th period to 8th.
Eth: *sighs* 30 and I'll let you people torture me with your....lady products.
Tis, Lil, and Me: Yess!!!