Me: *in room* Too quiet around here. *sings* TRY TO TELL YOU "NO", BUT MY BODY KEEPS ON TELLING YOU "YES"!!

Cousin: *on other side of the house, downstairs* TRY TO TELL YOU "STOP"!!
BUT YOUR LIPSTICK GOT ME SO OUT OF BREATH!! I BE WAKIN UP IN THE MORNIN, CRYIN, HATIN MYSELF!! I BE WAKIN UP-

*1 minute and a half of dead silence*

Me: Where's my feeling of feeling satisfied, but guilty as hell?

Cousin: *walks in* Your mom just said that I "needed to take my screaming ass up to sing with my cousin who has no right to be screaming her ass off either".

Me: Hello Screaming Ass Cousin #1!! Shall we continue?

Cousin: Why yes, Screaming Ass Cousin #2!! Yes, we shall!! *sings* I BE WAKIN UP, FEELIN SATISFIED, BUT GUILTY AS HELL!!

Me and Cousin: YEAH!!

Me: BUT BABY, THERE YOU GO AGAIN, THERE YOU GO AGAIN!! MAKING ME LOVE YOU-HOO!!

Me and Cousin: YEAH, I STOPPED USING MY HEAD, USING MY HEAD!! LET IT ALL GO-OOH!!

Cousin: GOT YOU STUCK ON MY BODY, ON MY BODY!! LIKE NATE'S ONLY TATTOO!!

Me: AND NOW I'M FEELING STUPID, FEELING STUPID!! NATE SHARP OR THE NEIGHBOR TO YOU?

Cousin: SO I CROSS MY HEART AND I HOPE TO DIIIEE!! THAT I'LL ONLY TELL YOU THESE HINTS TONIGHT!! AND I KNOW I'VE SAID IT A MILLION TIMES!! HE'S MANGLED, SALVAGED, HOME, AND ON FIRE!!

Mom: Someone split these two up!! They're conversing in song!!

Me: ...You coulda just said "Sharp".

Cousin: But where's the fun in that if you can't parodize it?

Me: "Parodize"?

Cousin: Whatever.

Me: You mean like how Nate made One More Fight and it's a parody of One More Night?

Cousin: HE DID WHOZIMAWHATNOW?!?