My mom started talking about yard sales.

Mom: We should go down that way!
Stepdad: It's just clothes and toys!
Cousin: TOYS!!
Mom: You're moving in 2 weeks!! You don't need more shit!!
Me: You never know, they could have manga!
Stepdad: No, we're not going!
Mom: *pouts* I want my Tupperware...
Stepdad: Besides, we can't take our Kimmer to a yard sale.
Mom: We don't have our dog.
Cousin and I: *trying not to laugh*
Stepdad: Yes we do.
Mom: *turns around* Oh my god!! Kimmer!!!