Today at work, I was sitting at the counselor table with one of my friends, Jess, a teacher, and my other friends' mom (who's also a teacher). So, I had my hair done where my bangs were  up with a clip and my hair pulled up in a ponytail, and it got really uncomfortable after a while.

During snack break, Jess was checking his phone and I finally lost it.

Me: That's it!! I've had it with my hair! *rips clip out and lets hair loose* *shakes hair* Better. *pulls out phone to make sure I don't look like I walked out of a warzone*

Jess: 0-o

Me: *sees him through my phone reflection* *turns and faces him* May I help you, kind sir-

Jess: *pets my hair* YOUR HAIR!! I love your hair!!! It's so soft!!

Me: ...Thanks.

Friend: *walks over to the table* Why are you petting her hair like my girlfriend does to my cat?

Jess: Feel her hair!

Friend: I'm good. Hey Jess? *sings* What's your favorite idea?

Me: *pulls out a green Sharpie* Green is not a creative color.

Jess: *finally stops petting me* *pulls out an orange fruit gummy* Take a look at this orange. Tell me please, what do you see?

Me: *brings up a pic of Human!Tony the Clock* *mutters* I'd f*ck a clock!

Jess: *smacks me in the head* It's time to stop!

Friend: *snickers* Time.