You should know about my stepdad:
He doesn't want the birds to leave the nest.

-He teared up when my step sister went on her first date.

-He accidentally heard me tell my mom that I had a small crush on my friend and he blew up.

-When he found out that my stepsis went to a bar w/ her care worker (since she's over 21), he played 20 Questions just to make sure that she didn't have any alcohol, which she only had 2 bottles of ROOT beer.

-And since I told him that guy was cute, he's been sitting in his recliner, staring at a wall for the past 30 minutes.

I know this is standard "Fatherly" stuff, but yeesh...

Boop (^-^)/