Me: *getting the tips of my hair bleached*
Me: *looking at shirtless pics of Daveed Diggs whilst being totally forgetful that my mom is the one bleaching my hair*
Mom: *looks at my phone*
Mom: What are you looking at?!
Me: *habitually turns off phone*
Mom: I already saw it, I just want to make sure it's appropriate for you.
Me: *turns it back on* *shows her*
Me: Daveed Diggs shirtless...?
Mom: ...
Me: Can I get a "Hallelujah"?
Mom: Holy hot damn!
Me: *laughing* Close enough!