Math Today
Teacher: Okay, so-
Kid 1: Hey Ms. *, y'wanna hear a joke?
Teacher: Oh sure Brother *Kid 1*!
Kid 1: Okay, they're not Math jokes though.
Teacher: That's okay.
Kid 1: Why did the whale cross the ocean?
Teacher: I don't know. Why did he?
Kid 1: To get to the other TIDE!!
Everyone: Nooooo!!!!!!
Me: That physically hurt.
Kid 1: Why did the lion cross the desert? To get to the other PRIDE!! Aha!! SomeonedatemepleaseImsingleandDESPERATE!!!
Everyone: *bursts into laughter*
School Crush: I feel you!
Kid 1: Oh, so you all laugh at my loneliness and desperation, but when I tell GRADE A puns, you all go cricket-mode afterward?!
Friend 1: *taps my shoulder*
Kid 1's Friend: *taps Kid 1's shoulder*
Friend 1 and Kid 1's Friend: Look Ruthie/*Kid 1*, you and *Kid 1*/Ruthie have something in common!
Me and Kid 1: I may be single, but I'm not THAT desperate!!
Friend 1: Are you desperate for *School Crush*?
Teacher: Can we not play the Matchmaker Game in here?!